I'm no your pal.

just went to try out for a role and they wrote 9413 on my forward. #akward #hollywood #dreams #success

omfg just tried to take control of her robot - would not recommend she literally just said she won't tolerate anymore tricks #devilgirl #robotoutofcontrol #coolthingstodoinscotland

holy shit this devil girl from mars just took me to her spaceship but I'm probably gonna blow it up before she can get to london so goodbye for now #devilgirlbaddie #greatergood #relatablehumor

I just rewatched the blob (1958) and I was like what the fuck? the fucking blob eats the man's hand? what the fuck? If it was my my hand the blob (1958) would die because I have tasting flesh and blood and the blob (1958) would say 'what the fuck is this fucking blood is bad what the fuck #blobmania

if I was in invasion of the body snatchers (1958) then I'd be done because your man be snoozing #sleeping #invasionofthebodysnatchers #relatablehumor

uhmmmm if destroy of all monsters was really true to it's title then Godzilla would have stepped on.... congress amirite fellow Godzilla-heads
#godzilla #congress #politcalhumor