Burly Grossman
@rileyeastman.bsky.social
Animator.
Minneapolis.
Hello.
Minneapolis.
Hello.
Do all these recaps usually start this early? There's still a whole month left in the year!
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do all these recaps usually start this early? There's still a whole month left in the year!
Here's a weird observation from after my recent Kidney Transplant: while I was healing my hair and fingernails stopped growing for about 3-4 weeks.
May 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here's a weird observation from after my recent Kidney Transplant: while I was healing my hair and fingernails stopped growing for about 3-4 weeks.
I'm starting to get grey hairs but it's kind of cool because they're coming in only on my temples. I'm going to look like Doctor Strange.
February 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm starting to get grey hairs but it's kind of cool because they're coming in only on my temples. I'm going to look like Doctor Strange.
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Something that has been really pissing me off lately is that it kinda just feels like no matter where I look there’s violence in movies and sex on tv 🤢😥
February 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Something that has been really pissing me off lately is that it kinda just feels like no matter where I look there’s violence in movies and sex on tv 🤢😥
Typing into AI image generator:
Lady Donkey from Shrek, big lady Shrek donkey, large ones, big naturals, lady shrenk donkey lady big as skyscraper, lady Donkey eddie Shrek m
Lady Donkey from Shrek, big lady Shrek donkey, large ones, big naturals, lady shrenk donkey lady big as skyscraper, lady Donkey eddie Shrek m
February 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Typing into AI image generator:
Lady Donkey from Shrek, big lady Shrek donkey, large ones, big naturals, lady shrenk donkey lady big as skyscraper, lady Donkey eddie Shrek m
Lady Donkey from Shrek, big lady Shrek donkey, large ones, big naturals, lady shrenk donkey lady big as skyscraper, lady Donkey eddie Shrek m
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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
I really want Drag Race to do an "first off" season that brings back some of the first/very early eliminated contestants.
February 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I really want Drag Race to do an "first off" season that brings back some of the first/very early eliminated contestants.
I want to visit Gungan City and I want to chill with Boss Nass.
December 17, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I want to visit Gungan City and I want to chill with Boss Nass.
Christmas horror movie pitch: Advent Killendar
December 2, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Christmas horror movie pitch: Advent Killendar
Goddamn I hope I wake up as a bug tomorrow. That would be so sick.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Goddamn I hope I wake up as a bug tomorrow. That would be so sick.
Tuesdays with Sebulba
November 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Tuesdays with Sebulba
This is the first Halloween season in a while where I have no interest in watching scary movies. Usually around October I'm saturated in scary movies and podcasts but right now that seems unnecessarily stressful.
October 29, 2024 at 1:56 PM
This is the first Halloween season in a while where I have no interest in watching scary movies. Usually around October I'm saturated in scary movies and podcasts but right now that seems unnecessarily stressful.
Do the "show less like this" and "show more like this" buttons do anything? My discover feed is filled with weirdly specific things I have no interest in (or find off-putting) but keep appearing no matter how much I say I don't like them.
September 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Do the "show less like this" and "show more like this" buttons do anything? My discover feed is filled with weirdly specific things I have no interest in (or find off-putting) but keep appearing no matter how much I say I don't like them.
Gonna make a racing game where you have to outrun the cops and also have infinitely growing fingernails that you have to constantly clip while driving.
September 2, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Gonna make a racing game where you have to outrun the cops and also have infinitely growing fingernails that you have to constantly clip while driving.
If I go into the bathroom after my partner there's always a perfect, glimmering sphere of piss hovering 3 feet above the toilet, creating angelic hum. The moment I see it the sphere explodes.
He says it's my fault?
He says it's my fault?
August 1, 2024 at 3:15 AM
If I go into the bathroom after my partner there's always a perfect, glimmering sphere of piss hovering 3 feet above the toilet, creating angelic hum. The moment I see it the sphere explodes.
He says it's my fault?
He says it's my fault?
Drag Race but each episode the Work Room gets 5 feet smaller.
July 26, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Drag Race but each episode the Work Room gets 5 feet smaller.
Show idea: Home Renovation but with a person in a ghost costume constantly trying to catch the renovators. If caught by the ghost the renovators either lose money from their budget, or the ghost gets to destroy one installed feature.
July 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Show idea: Home Renovation but with a person in a ghost costume constantly trying to catch the renovators. If caught by the ghost the renovators either lose money from their budget, or the ghost gets to destroy one installed feature.
Lube Diamond Fillups
April 4, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Lube Diamond Fillups
