Highlight today: baking cookies (to be dipped in chocolate tomorrow)

Yes I know I'm late for this joke, but we've still got another week of Joseph

Highlight Friday: had a good time with friends at dinner

Highlight Thursday: donating blood

I got so much done yesterday💪

I got so much done yesterday💪

My highlight Monday was Beit Shean Archaeological Park

My highlight Monday was Beit Shean Archaeological Park

I mean...I don't see a lie

if you can choose whether to build a neoclassical column with some asshole on a horse or a dive bar you should build the dive bar, which is an actual place of community for its users

That's not even protecting him from making a mistake, that's protecting him from the consequences of his actions

Downloaded :) very cool

Once, more than 80 people traveled to Jerusalem to testify about one joke I made. Rabbi Akiva tried to stop them, but Rabban Gamliel let them go: he wanted to make sure he would hear about my comedy in the future

12) maybe it’s because I was raised davening egal but whenever people say stuff like “I can’t daven egal because I’d be distracted from my prayer by seeing women” I just think their kavana isn’t very good. Keep it in your pants and look at your siddur

I've heard some people use "hoopy frood" but they're mostly not from this part of the galaxy...