JJ Johnson
riospappi.bsky.social
JJ Johnson
@riospappi.bsky.social
Just River’s Dad.
Billy Bob Thornton in Landman is my favorite Christmas present.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Could you imagine being so damned bad at your job you get paid a record breaking amount to keep doing it. Crazy.
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business
Tesla shareholders approved a pay package on Thursday that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Miami Dolphins all black uniforms are straight dumpster 🔥
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@wshcommanders.bsky.social Idea: Every season create an alt uni dedicated to a different branch of the military. You get limited edition jersey sales every year. We get to never see the hideous black unis again. Winner winner, chicken dinner.
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Tesla does not currently have a long-term CEO performance award in place to retain and incentivize Elon to focus his energies on Tesla and lead us through this pivotal moment in our history."

He is quite literally being offered more money than anyone, ever, for being a deadbeat CEO. Fucking. Rad.
Elon Musk could become the world’s first trillionaire if investors approve a new pay package proposed by the board that would give him new shares over time based on company milestones.
Tesla offers Elon Musk pay package worth $1 trillion
The electric vehicle-maker’s board proposed a compensation agreement that would dramatically increase the CEO’s personal wealth over the course of a decade.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Digital Dopamine Is Consuming America. It’s Time to Fight for IRL. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/o...
Opinion | Digital Dopamine Is Consuming America. It’s Time to Fight for IRL.
www.nytimes.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Attention people of Earth. Can the inventor of giant, portable, Bluetooth speakers please report to the target end of your nearest gun range.

That is all.
May 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM