Chris Ford
@riotmaam.com
I was a flannel and Docs-wearing baby dyke getting teargassed at queer events in the 90s. Doing the same goddamn things in my 50s but w/ gray hair and orthopedic inserts.
Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs
Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs
If we're being bold let's bring back the Subaru Brat:
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If we're being bold let's bring back the Subaru Brat:
Best essay ever written in the entire history of Al Gore's internet.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Best essay ever written in the entire history of Al Gore's internet.
Fully picturing Fred Willard providing color commentary for this imaginary dog's agility run...
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Fully picturing Fred Willard providing color commentary for this imaginary dog's agility run...
The longer you let it simmer the more it reduces down to pure hater syrup.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The longer you let it simmer the more it reduces down to pure hater syrup.
Have you seen the fitted sheet potato beds going viral? Hibernating in one of those the entire month of Jan looks pretty tempting...
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Have you seen the fitted sheet potato beds going viral? Hibernating in one of those the entire month of Jan looks pretty tempting...
Petition to add texts to the closed captions.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Petition to add texts to the closed captions.
Weirdly A LOT of people I know are breaking up rn. Still sucks and I'm sorry you're going through it too.
Thinking of inviting myself to Casa @marucchi.com in spring to decompress w/ friends. @cdils.bsky.social @patramsey.net @rebecca-gill.bsky.social putting you all on notice too. Sorry Karim 🤣😂🤣
Thinking of inviting myself to Casa @marucchi.com in spring to decompress w/ friends. @cdils.bsky.social @patramsey.net @rebecca-gill.bsky.social putting you all on notice too. Sorry Karim 🤣😂🤣
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Weirdly A LOT of people I know are breaking up rn. Still sucks and I'm sorry you're going through it too.
Thinking of inviting myself to Casa @marucchi.com in spring to decompress w/ friends. @cdils.bsky.social @patramsey.net @rebecca-gill.bsky.social putting you all on notice too. Sorry Karim 🤣😂🤣
Thinking of inviting myself to Casa @marucchi.com in spring to decompress w/ friends. @cdils.bsky.social @patramsey.net @rebecca-gill.bsky.social putting you all on notice too. Sorry Karim 🤣😂🤣
Same, dude. I haven't dated since I was 25 and met my soon-to-be ex wife. Small talk in 1996 was basically "get hammered and make out in a dark bar corner." I may just stick with having a lot of dogs.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Same, dude. I haven't dated since I was 25 and met my soon-to-be ex wife. Small talk in 1996 was basically "get hammered and make out in a dark bar corner." I may just stick with having a lot of dogs.
I'm moving to OR in Jan after 54 years in San Diego and the fear is real. Should I start build myself a rolling SAD lamp suit now?
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm moving to OR in Jan after 54 years in San Diego and the fear is real. Should I start build myself a rolling SAD lamp suit now?
This made gave me a flashback to when Apple's "long shadows" had the entire design community in a chokehold.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This made gave me a flashback to when Apple's "long shadows" had the entire design community in a chokehold.