Chris Ford
riotmaam.com
Chris Ford
@riotmaam.com
I was a flannel and Docs-wearing baby dyke getting teargassed at queer events in the 90s. Doing the same goddamn things in my 50s but w/ gray hair and orthopedic inserts.

Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs
If we're being bold let's bring back the Subaru Brat:
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Best essay ever written in the entire history of Al Gore's internet.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fully picturing Fred Willard providing color commentary for this imaginary dog's agility run...
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The longer you let it simmer the more it reduces down to pure hater syrup.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Have you seen the fitted sheet potato beds going viral? Hibernating in one of those the entire month of Jan looks pretty tempting...
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Petition to add texts to the closed captions.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Weirdly A LOT of people I know are breaking up rn. Still sucks and I'm sorry you're going through it too.
Thinking of inviting myself to Casa @marucchi.com in spring to decompress w/ friends. @cdils.bsky.social @patramsey.net @rebecca-gill.bsky.social putting you all on notice too. Sorry Karim 🤣😂🤣
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Same, dude. I haven't dated since I was 25 and met my soon-to-be ex wife. Small talk in 1996 was basically "get hammered and make out in a dark bar corner." I may just stick with having a lot of dogs.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm moving to OR in Jan after 54 years in San Diego and the fear is real. Should I start build myself a rolling SAD lamp suit now?
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This made gave me a flashback to when Apple's "long shadows" had the entire design community in a chokehold.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM