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@ripple.on.computer

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(he/him, 🇨🇦) kinda good c programmer, ideally funny, former professional Dell enjoyer server: https://discord.com/invite/Q98vQYqdJE pfp sourced from: @averagedoctor.posts.art

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Feb 1

me when i jork it

the guy from good mythical morning with the glasses (i forgot his name) trying to use this like whipped cream thingy but he shook it too hard and created an explosion

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 8h

hey. Fuck you /j

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 9h

update: no idea why i was excited for that this shit sucks

ripple @ripple.on.computer · Jun 26

i dont want to sound like an apple dickrider but i cant wait for the next ios the redesign looks kinda cool from what ive seen

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 17d

whatever. go my fuckass parodies of radiohead album covers i did for a dumb bit in a discord server

the bends album cover, but its scout from tf2 and it says "RADIOHALL", "the halls" in the middle

OK Computer, but its a really blue washed out picture of Anthony Henday Drive with a bunch of sony handycam manuals to the left and a tiny picture of john linnell with a big black X in a blue square to the right, and it says "OK HALL", "RADIOHALL" to the top left

Kid A album cover but its an inverted picture of the Rocky Mountains and it says "RADIOHALL", "KID HALL" at the top

hue-shifted lava lamp and the text
"IN/ HALLWAYS
IN HALL/WAYS
IN HALLWAY/S
IN HALLWAYS/
IN HALL_WAYS
RA D IO HAL _L
_RAD IO HAL L"
in various colours

ripple @ripple.on.computer · 20d

hair reference

ripple @ripple.on.computer · 20d

@nlfar.neocities.org i found you while i was watching the youtubes

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 23d

hair

ripple @ripple.on.computer · 24d

"whatever old man im too busy playing xbox" and then i beat the snot out of him

ripple @ripple.on.computer · 24d

Message to the Youtube:
liking radiohead DOES NOT mean i like Creep
i drop my mic at thee!

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 25d

i didnt know you could remove it i just refused to click on the dropdown

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💙 TRIBS 👽💙 @tribs.bsky.social · 25d

repost to scare a bluesky moderator

Image macro of a man standing in front of a sandstorm/tornado.

Tornado is labelled as "eat shit nerd", man is labelled as "bluesky mods"

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 25d

if i had a time machine i would go back in time to give a caveman magnets

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 25d

no way like breaking bad!!!

bluesky notification saying "skyler followed you"

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · 25d

yeah

ripple @ripple.on.computer · 27d

call me knives out by radiohead because im cooked
im not cooked i just cant sleep

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 8

unfathomable comeback also no offence but i kinda forgot about your account

PARODYHATER37000 @parodyhater37000.bsky.social · Sep 7

This iS the first Time I log Into The account in about A Year give me a Parodyhater Branded ™™™™ Break

ripple @ripple.on.computer · May 13

i have the suspicion the PARODYHATER37000 bluesky account is dead

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 6

it is a rubber ball

ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 6

#The Ball

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coolkid98's evil twin: warmadult49point5 @coolkid98.draws.pics · Sep 6

this was his refsheet btw lol. haha even

#ocart (i don't tag my posts often. i should do that. or not. i don't know)

Arzhel Judoc Ahlgren
he/they - aroace
Age: ~16 yrs (10/19/08)
-nerd but not Ian's level of nerd... :^ )
-axolotl... woahhh :o
-Lemon Demon, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, and Weird Al are his main favorite artists
-gotta be 5'10 or something
-plays games like ultrakill, dusk, post void, etc.
--also plays precision platformers

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 5

thats it im crucificating you (i suck at drawing but its about sending a message)

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 5

why did you kill him if someone called me fucked up i would also kill them but like you get the point

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 5

if i was a judge i would ragebait the defendant and then sentence them to death when they get mad at me

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ripple @ripple.on.computer · Sep 4

i have understood half of this joke now
"ham" is a term for an actor who is excessively theatrical (the origin of the phrase "hamming it up")
i dont get the rest though

ripple @ripple.on.computer · Jul 29

i dont get it am i stupid