J!
riptwitter.lol
J!
@riptwitter.lol
Scoots. Skeets. Schedules.
"Work in Eater, Serious Eats, the BBC, Bon App, etc." needs an update! So glad to see you on Defector, Liz... absolutely made my day.

I've gifted the article to a dozen people so far. And I'm going to Paypal you for old times sake!
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by J!
TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Music fixes one of these!
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Grok (complimentary): To understand via empathy

Grok (derisively): Elon's Mecha-Hitler
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Love it!
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is just an end-around to identify future employees who might increase insurance premiums...
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Yes, AND..."
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hell yeah, brother
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes, but what about The Hunger Games? A bunch of those kids got shot with arrows. Really makes you think.
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
October 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering...
October 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Missed opportunity to call it Dr. On-the-sea...
September 29, 2024 at 3:24 AM