“It’s a character shoot em up game about Japanese yokai by a guy who goes by zun” hey man I understood some of those words your posts just make me smile

100 years from now when commercial space travel is the norm people will look out their window with a full view of planet earth and find it mundane

Lemme tell yall brothers any woman who “won’t date a man below 6 feet” is giving you a blessing in disguise. I know the arbitrary cutoff hurts but I 100% guarantee you any woman who treats it as a hardline criteria is either dealing with some stuff or not worth your time or emotional investment

“Triggered much” like he thinks it’s gonna go triple platinum on reddit

Bro this is real life your 5’4” manlet ass is getting a botched lethal injection when this is over

I would sell my soul to have these imported en masse to the US

Nooooo! Are you lishtenin ta me?