The Night Santa Went Crazy 🎅🏼🤪
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You are correct but also how dare you
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You are correct but also how dare you
Hey, this just in, I hear Jeff Bezos pairs great with fava beans and a nice chianti
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey, this just in, I hear Jeff Bezos pairs great with fava beans and a nice chianti
The traditions themselves can be criticized for good reason, but anyone who loves Jesus and loves like Jesus shouldn’t be a target.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The traditions themselves can be criticized for good reason, but anyone who loves Jesus and loves like Jesus shouldn’t be a target.
Agreed. Also, don’t take money from Saudi Arabia
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Agreed. Also, don’t take money from Saudi Arabia
Sorry, I’m distracted—where can one purchase these werewolf/mermaid books?
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry, I’m distracted—where can one purchase these werewolf/mermaid books?
We happy few will
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We happy few will
I sure liked her face in Wicked Little Letters
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I sure liked her face in Wicked Little Letters
They could do a phenomenal cover of White Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They could do a phenomenal cover of White Christmas
Well the mortician definitely ought to give them a refund
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well the mortician definitely ought to give them a refund
Let them eat pierogi!
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Let them eat pierogi!
So you’re more of a Small Lebowski guy
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So you’re more of a Small Lebowski guy
“Ho, ho, ho! You’re so fucked!!”
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Ho, ho, ho! You’re so fucked!!”
They gotta get fuel for their fireplaces somewhere
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They gotta get fuel for their fireplaces somewhere