Laughing Ape
@risus-simiae.bsky.social
Unconvinced that this isn't what I didn't think it wasn't.
If you don't want to know the scores, look away now
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you don't want to know the scores, look away now
*thousand yard stares in atheist*
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
*thousand yard stares in atheist*
When you're the only band in the world who lays claim to infant roadies
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When you're the only band in the world who lays claim to infant roadies
That "and modestly" is so well placed
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
That "and modestly" is so well placed
Well that's a relief
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Well that's a relief
An EV charging lot
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
An EV charging lot
There is no index more mysterious than the increased weaponisation of Barry Manilow
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There is no index more mysterious than the increased weaponisation of Barry Manilow
Can someone please tell Jones that he has been shouting at Jews with one reason or another for over a decade now
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can someone please tell Jones that he has been shouting at Jews with one reason or another for over a decade now
Plenty of time for you to live down to expectations, poppet
I'll wait
I'll wait
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Plenty of time for you to live down to expectations, poppet
I'll wait
I'll wait
My dog just fetched this from who knows where
You see what I'm dealing with here
You see what I'm dealing with here
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My dog just fetched this from who knows where
You see what I'm dealing with here
You see what I'm dealing with here
Somewhere there is a very confused fisherman trying to understand what the hell just happened
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Somewhere there is a very confused fisherman trying to understand what the hell just happened
Be fair now sequels can sometimes struggle to live up to the expectation
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Be fair now sequels can sometimes struggle to live up to the expectation
Oh no!
How will we ever recover?
How will we ever recover?
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Oh no!
How will we ever recover?
How will we ever recover?
Couldn't capture it all but he had big plans that Booth chap
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Couldn't capture it all but he had big plans that Booth chap
So it's like 2 or maybe 3 people 🤭
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So it's like 2 or maybe 3 people 🤭
Colonel Mustard in the billiard room armed with nothing but a fig pudding
100% a dangled patsy loner
100% a dangled patsy loner
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Colonel Mustard in the billiard room armed with nothing but a fig pudding
100% a dangled patsy loner
100% a dangled patsy loner
If Badlands opens up a multiverse sequel maybe it can finally introduce the long awaited Predalien Falcon 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If Badlands opens up a multiverse sequel maybe it can finally introduce the long awaited Predalien Falcon 🙄
And something blue
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And something blue
Something borrowed?
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Something borrowed?
...something new!
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
...something new!
Something old...
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Something old...
If you listen carefully you can hear Grok weeping
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you listen carefully you can hear Grok weeping