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Josue
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[Josue’s Personal]
As seen on TV / store in a cool, dry environment.
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Mostly out-of-context ranting and setting up little traps for my gf.

I like doodles, comics, cars, cats, video games, plants, and my tiny girlfriend.
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2025 ingredient of the year award goes to eggs
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Grim Reaper [ 1 ]
Part 1 or 2.
August 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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loving comics to death ✨

my variant cover for Print Is Not Dead
August 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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trying to fix anatomy fatigue with chez who is not bound by it
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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struttin
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🚬🐟
August 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@studiobliind.bsky.social: “Something on your mind?”

Me: “Oh nothing, just admiring your knobs…”
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I love a good license plate that says ‘Josh’
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Spittin’ facts at the Build-a-Bear
July 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Sometimes when it’s really hot…

Just just wanna sit on a nice cool porcelain toilet
July 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you just tell everyone you like Miku enough times they just start getting you Miku stuff
July 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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today feels like a hehe day. hehe
July 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Heck yeah CICADAS
July 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Friday
June 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I miss my Volvo S80 T6, Tails…
April 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ribi T-T!!!???
I’ll treat you better, just please come back to me T~T!!!!!!

Only the finest oils, and I’ll figure out that scraping noise and get you the breather box PLEAASE
June 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Time for a little treat
[takes an extra omega 3 vitamin gummy]
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
She Chik my Fil till I A
June 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It doesn’t have to be good to be worth making or doing!
May 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I love hearing my girlfriend’s voice on the phone, it makes me go “ •∇• !! “
May 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’d be a smidge happier if it rained AFTER the 3rd and 4th next week :/
May 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why do GIPHY and Tenor just have the most abysmal search functions known to man?

Why is Google better at finding things on your own website than the search tools on your website
May 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tripping over myself because I look down at my phone to a message from GF telling me I’m hot GURHRHJSSHJSHSBBDF
May 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
—5K TRAINING LOG—
12 day countdown!

5K is on the dawn of May 31st, 2025.

I have not been to the gym since early APRIL.

I will probably die, but doing it is what counts!
May 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Indoor Cycling

Minutes 1-10:
“lightwork, no reaction ☝🏼☝🏼”

Minutes 10-20:
“Hooo… hooo… okay, it’s got a little kick… hoo… 🥵 💦 “
May 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM