after giving a very impassioned speech about how melee won’t die and he won’t stop coinbox yesterday, he announced he’s stopping melee coinbox anymore in lieu of trying to get ult coinbox licensed by nintendo, forgetting that nintendo will probably deny it because it’s backed by a crypto exchange

i guess we already colonized it

i thought the point of shrek was that not even the richest short king is safe from being out-rizzed by a 7 foot tall swamp cryptid

harsh but the world needed to hear it

nick seems chill

elon flexing ‘peak user seconds’ in a desperate bid for advertisers yesterday then attempting to hard cap daily app usage today is what does it for me

like it’s just so fundamentally stupid

idk i think it could use some more pepperoni

brazilian coffee hits different

it’s called self-help

i thought the two Ls stood for how many Ls you take when the cool kids on the hike roast you for not wearing patagonia