Jimmy Jack Kringle 🎄🎄🎄
@riversaredamp.bsky.social
I’m still Oklahoma's ambassador to Philadelphia. Tulanian. Lapsed sociologist. Lawyer (but not yours). Beer drinker. Sports-obsessed. He/him. Terribly fond of @cccamac.bsky.social. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Pinned
Things @cccamac.bsky.social and I should open in Old City:
—a super-secret eight-seater sherry bar
—a snowball stand
—hearts and minds
—sesame
—a super-secret eight-seater sherry bar
—a snowball stand
—hearts and minds
—sesame
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Garden District reflection, Philip street, New Orleans
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Garden District reflection, Philip street, New Orleans
You’ve already watched the Philippines(!)-China match at the Olympic Qualification Event, I’m sure. Don’t spoil it for me, ok?
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You’ve already watched the Philippines(!)-China match at the Olympic Qualification Event, I’m sure. Don’t spoil it for me, ok?
I’ve watched so much biathlon and curling over the past two weeks that I’m sorta confused when a football game *doesn’t* feature snow and ice. ❄️ 🧊 ❄️
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ve watched so much biathlon and curling over the past two weeks that I’m sorta confused when a football game *doesn’t* feature snow and ice. ❄️ 🧊 ❄️
“Honeybees . . . are attracted to the sticky, sugary substance that spotted lanternflies leave behind after slurping tree sap in late summer and fall months, during the adult phase of their life cycle. The proper term for this substance is honeydew, but that’s really just another word for poop.”
Lanternfly honey has arrived. Just don’t ask how it’s made.
The impact of spotted lanternflies is showing up in a less obvious way: It’s changing honey. Exactly how that change happens may not be the best selling point.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Honeybees . . . are attracted to the sticky, sugary substance that spotted lanternflies leave behind after slurping tree sap in late summer and fall months, during the adult phase of their life cycle. The proper term for this substance is honeydew, but that’s really just another word for poop.”
No wonder Spotify thinks I’m 74….
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
No wonder Spotify thinks I’m 74….
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (18) Beyoncé (15) LCD Soundsystem (15) Queen (15) David Bowie (11). #myweekcounted 102 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Thanks for the email, 23andme. I just don’t feel the need to get to know any fifth cousins right now.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Thanks for the email, 23andme. I just don’t feel the need to get to know any fifth cousins right now.
“It was 1998, and I was walking home alone after making heart eyes at go-go boys at the Lucky Horseshoe on Halsted Street, Chicago’s main gay strip. The car didn’t slow down. I did, cold with fear but hot from shame for being clocked as not just gay — he got that right — but a fag.”
It’s a Homophobic Slur. What’s It Doing in So Much Theater?
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“It was 1998, and I was walking home alone after making heart eyes at go-go boys at the Lucky Horseshoe on Halsted Street, Chicago’s main gay strip. The car didn’t slow down. I did, cold with fear but hot from shame for being clocked as not just gay — he got that right — but a fag.”
It’s Day 2 of the biathlon season! I’m up early to watch the single mixed relay, an opportunity to root for Sturla Holm Lægreid (❤️) and Maren Kirkeeide. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s Day 2 of the biathlon season! I’m up early to watch the single mixed relay, an opportunity to root for Sturla Holm Lægreid (❤️) and Maren Kirkeeide. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
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See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
See-through
Friona, TX
Friona, TX
Dang, I’m basically an altar boy. (Also, “kinky?”)
@riversaredamp.bsky.social has swears! They've used 22 profanities in their last 1,183 posts.
🥇 "balls" (5 times)
🥈 "damn" (3 times)
🥉 "kinky" (2 times)
🥇 "balls" (5 times)
🥈 "damn" (3 times)
🥉 "kinky" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dang, I’m basically an altar boy. (Also, “kinky?”)
@profanity.accountant Do I have a potty mouth?
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@profanity.accountant Do I have a potty mouth?
Currently: Up already (at what *seems* like dawn on a holiday weekend) to watch the first BIATHLON of the season. Woo hoo!
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Currently: Up already (at what *seems* like dawn on a holiday weekend) to watch the first BIATHLON of the season. Woo hoo!
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BIATHLON IS TOMORROW!!!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
BIATHLON IS TOMORROW!!!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
This feels like Christmas Eve!
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Joan Baez (35) Willie Nelson (23) The Beatles (15) Richard & Linda Thompson (14) Kanye West (11). #myweekcounted 169 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Joan Baez (35) Willie Nelson (23) The Beatles (15) Richard & Linda Thompson (14) Kanye West (11). #myweekcounted 169 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
It seems like 100 years ago. But I was at the Supreme Court in 2018 for what then(!) seemed like the most Oklahoma argument ever.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It seems like 100 years ago. But I was at the Supreme Court in 2018 for what then(!) seemed like the most Oklahoma argument ever.
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I just saw this guy live, I would love to hear @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz thoughts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just saw this guy live, I would love to hear @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz thoughts.
What even was the point of going to law school if words like PINCITE won’t play in the Spelling Bee?
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What even was the point of going to law school if words like PINCITE won’t play in the Spelling Bee?
Apartment life: It smells like some neighbor is cooking Nuclear Onion Soup tonight. A pre-Thanksgiving treat, I’m sure.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Apartment life: It smells like some neighbor is cooking Nuclear Onion Soup tonight. A pre-Thanksgiving treat, I’m sure.
Still no votes for Utley. UGH.
Ballot #3 is from Lynn Henning. He checks his two holdovers, with no adds or first-timers. His column: www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still no votes for Utley. UGH.
I‘d like to know more about the paid facilitator. Can I get that gig?
“It became a ritual. There were no ifs, ands or buts.” Six women in their 70s, all married and all mothers and grandmothers, have been meeting twice a month for 44 years. Over 90 minutes, they share with each other — and a paid facilitator — their worries, struggles and triumphs.
The Key to Their 50-Year Marriages and Close-Knit Families? Friendship.
Six women in their 70s, all married and all mothers and grandmothers, have been meeting twice a month for 44 years. They talk about everything that life throws at them.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I‘d like to know more about the paid facilitator. Can I get that gig?
Pizza
Butter
Marriage
Butter
Marriage
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pizza
Butter
Marriage
Butter
Marriage
Dung beetle humor FTW? #comicstrips
Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 24, 2025 | GoComics
Read Brewster Rockit—a comic strip by creator Tim Rickard—for today, November 24, 2025, and check out other great comics, too!
www.gocomics.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dung beetle humor FTW? #comicstrips