RiverTriesToMakeStuff
@rivertries.bsky.social
Visual artist, writer, meanderer. AuDHD. Ⓐ 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ He/they/idk. Message if you want to make stuff together. https://riverwright.itch.io
No thanks, I don't want any.
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
No thanks, I don't want any.
So why did you take and upload a photo?
January 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
So why did you take and upload a photo?
Very weird to see fish meat being so explicitly described as 'not meat'.
January 24, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Very weird to see fish meat being so explicitly described as 'not meat'.
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag" - Katy Perry
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag" - Katy Perry
Ocular capsaicin balm...
Was it worse than getting cum in your eye?
Was it worse than getting cum in your eye?
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Ocular capsaicin balm...
Was it worse than getting cum in your eye?
Was it worse than getting cum in your eye?
Also, you can't use Netflix to promote anarchism. They're using you to launder themselves. I'm reminded of this:
"Shapeshifting" an excerpt from HyperNormalization by Adam Curtis
YouTube video by Benjamin James
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Also, you can't use Netflix to promote anarchism. They're using you to launder themselves. I'm reminded of this:
You must appreciate that Netflix are paying you less money than they think you'll generate for them. Whatever the noble aim is for the money you receive, it comes at the cost of earning money for Netflix to give to Ricky Gervais et al or to millionaire shareholders, the embodiments of capitalism.
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You must appreciate that Netflix are paying you less money than they think you'll generate for them. Whatever the noble aim is for the money you receive, it comes at the cost of earning money for Netflix to give to Ricky Gervais et al or to millionaire shareholders, the embodiments of capitalism.
Thanks for taking what I said on board. :)
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Thanks for taking what I said on board. :)
When asked about his favourite even-toed ungulate,
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When asked about his favourite even-toed ungulate,
To be fair the NUM was always going to have difficulty maintaining that naval blockade.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
To be fair the NUM was always going to have difficulty maintaining that naval blockade.
Well done for asserting your boundaries. It's not easy, I'm still shit at it haha.
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Well done for asserting your boundaries. It's not easy, I'm still shit at it haha.
This is an interesting post but it could do without the fat-shaming to be honest. Plenty of other things to mock Henry VIII about without perpetuating a hostile culture for overweight people.
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
This is an interesting post but it could do without the fat-shaming to be honest. Plenty of other things to mock Henry VIII about without perpetuating a hostile culture for overweight people.
I wonder if there are any other books where the narrator-protagonist's name is a hapax legominon!
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I wonder if there are any other books where the narrator-protagonist's name is a hapax legominon!
They're 'bearing witness' as per Isaiah 43:10:
“You are my witnesses,” declares the Lord,
“and my servant whom I have chosen,
so that you may know and believe me
and understand that I am he.
Before me no god was formed,
nor will there be one after me.
It's all cobblers of course.
“You are my witnesses,” declares the Lord,
“and my servant whom I have chosen,
so that you may know and believe me
and understand that I am he.
Before me no god was formed,
nor will there be one after me.
It's all cobblers of course.
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They're 'bearing witness' as per Isaiah 43:10:
“You are my witnesses,” declares the Lord,
“and my servant whom I have chosen,
so that you may know and believe me
and understand that I am he.
Before me no god was formed,
nor will there be one after me.
It's all cobblers of course.
“You are my witnesses,” declares the Lord,
“and my servant whom I have chosen,
so that you may know and believe me
and understand that I am he.
Before me no god was formed,
nor will there be one after me.
It's all cobblers of course.
Spoiler alert - it is very bad.
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Spoiler alert - it is very bad.
Funnily enough I watched a video about this just the other day.
You could have bought a Game Boy, But you bought this.
YouTube video by James Channel
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Funnily enough I watched a video about this just the other day.
I've wondered whether we'll see a lot of people moving toward sculpture for the same reason.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I've wondered whether we'll see a lot of people moving toward sculpture for the same reason.
Not for me. 😤
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Not for me. 😤
Beautiful glissando, though the arrangement is a little too allegro for my taste.
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Beautiful glissando, though the arrangement is a little too allegro for my taste.
Ugh, tell me about it! If I hear 'co-ed' one more time. 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Ugh, tell me about it! If I hear 'co-ed' one more time. 🙃