River Webb (they/them) 🍉🐸
@riverwebb05.bsky.social
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Dear algorithm please connect me with my interests:
🇪🇺 Eurovision
🏳️🌈 Drag
🎶 Music (specifically Pop Punk and Emo)
🎮 Video Games
🐉 D&D
👨💻 Digital Creative Media
🗽 Doctor Who (Weeping Angels mainly)
🎭 Musical Theatre and Comedy
📻 Radio shows and Podcasts (not a fan of JRE)
🔍 QI and fact-finding
🇪🇺 Eurovision
🏳️🌈 Drag
🎶 Music (specifically Pop Punk and Emo)
🎮 Video Games
🐉 D&D
👨💻 Digital Creative Media
🗽 Doctor Who (Weeping Angels mainly)
🎭 Musical Theatre and Comedy
📻 Radio shows and Podcasts (not a fan of JRE)
🔍 QI and fact-finding
Hey, so bit of an idea what if we just put the frog emoji 🐸 anywhere on our page to subtly say, "hey, I'm an anti-fascist"
October 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hey, so bit of an idea what if we just put the frog emoji 🐸 anywhere on our page to subtly say, "hey, I'm an anti-fascist"
Listen I know it's fictional but Draag has an S-Tier national anthem
August 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Listen I know it's fictional but Draag has an S-Tier national anthem
When I heard I Really Wanna Stay at Your House in Lucy's trailer I popped off. The song is the best thing from Cyberpunk in terms of music
August 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When I heard I Really Wanna Stay at Your House in Lucy's trailer I popped off. The song is the best thing from Cyberpunk in terms of music
The one conclusion I can make from the business of pro wrestling is that everyone has an inflated ego. Then again maybe it's kayfabe seeping into reality
August 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The one conclusion I can make from the business of pro wrestling is that everyone has an inflated ego. Then again maybe it's kayfabe seeping into reality
I want to watch more queer movies, please give me suggestions and where to watch them
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I want to watch more queer movies, please give me suggestions and where to watch them
I may not gamble ever in my lifetime, but my god is Balatro addictive
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I may not gamble ever in my lifetime, but my god is Balatro addictive
I need to play Celeste one day
May 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I need to play Celeste one day
I haven't watched the interstellar song contest yet, but someone is suggesting that Dugga Do is the UK entry for Eurovision next year. Firstly, it can't since it was performed commercially before September 1, 2025. A similar thing happened with Montenegro this year.
May 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I haven't watched the interstellar song contest yet, but someone is suggesting that Dugga Do is the UK entry for Eurovision next year. Firstly, it can't since it was performed commercially before September 1, 2025. A similar thing happened with Montenegro this year.
If there are three things that are certain in life it is: death, taxes and Opera saving Eurovision
May 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
If there are three things that are certain in life it is: death, taxes and Opera saving Eurovision
I have some thoughts...
Muting all audience sound just because of what happened last year makes the arena lifeless and makes it all sound a bit fake. The audience are what makes the lifeblood of Eurovision and hearing them sing, cheer and support their entry really helps translate to TV viewers
Muting all audience sound just because of what happened last year makes the arena lifeless and makes it all sound a bit fake. The audience are what makes the lifeblood of Eurovision and hearing them sing, cheer and support their entry really helps translate to TV viewers
May 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I have some thoughts...
Muting all audience sound just because of what happened last year makes the arena lifeless and makes it all sound a bit fake. The audience are what makes the lifeblood of Eurovision and hearing them sing, cheer and support their entry really helps translate to TV viewers
Muting all audience sound just because of what happened last year makes the arena lifeless and makes it all sound a bit fake. The audience are what makes the lifeblood of Eurovision and hearing them sing, cheer and support their entry really helps translate to TV viewers
Alrighty, second semi-final time: and since I can vote in this I am going to split my votes down the middle:
5 for 🇱🇹
5 for 🇱🇻
5 for 🇫🇮
5 for 🇦🇹
5 for 🇱🇹
5 for 🇱🇻
5 for 🇫🇮
5 for 🇦🇹
May 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Alrighty, second semi-final time: and since I can vote in this I am going to split my votes down the middle:
5 for 🇱🇹
5 for 🇱🇻
5 for 🇫🇮
5 for 🇦🇹
5 for 🇱🇹
5 for 🇱🇻
5 for 🇫🇮
5 for 🇦🇹
Here we go then, let Eurovision begin
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Here we go then, let Eurovision begin
The news in haikus: I agree with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social Where was the drama in this Conclave? More importantly, where was Ralph Fiennes?
A Two day conclave?
To elect a supreme pontiff
That was really quick
A Two day conclave?
To elect a supreme pontiff
That was really quick
May 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The news in haikus: I agree with @andrewhunterm.bsky.social Where was the drama in this Conclave? More importantly, where was Ralph Fiennes?
A Two day conclave?
To elect a supreme pontiff
That was really quick
A Two day conclave?
To elect a supreme pontiff
That was really quick
Whenever Nancy Mace is trending on here I'm reckoning someone said her name in a public toilet three times
May 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Whenever Nancy Mace is trending on here I'm reckoning someone said her name in a public toilet three times
If any Cardinal has an Idol and would like to play it now would be the time to do so
May 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If any Cardinal has an Idol and would like to play it now would be the time to do so
Behold my new Letterboxd bio in the form of a Haiku:
I watch some movies I then review those movies I watch more movies
If you want to read those reviews: boxd.it/8BpEx
I watch some movies I then review those movies I watch more movies
If you want to read those reviews: boxd.it/8BpEx
May 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Behold my new Letterboxd bio in the form of a Haiku:
I watch some movies I then review those movies I watch more movies
If you want to read those reviews: boxd.it/8BpEx
I watch some movies I then review those movies I watch more movies
If you want to read those reviews: boxd.it/8BpEx
I know it's day 102 but here is a haiku for the ugh-cassion
The first hundred days
Can be summarised in a haiku
They were very bad
The first hundred days
Can be summarised in a haiku
They were very bad
May 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I know it's day 102 but here is a haiku for the ugh-cassion
The first hundred days
Can be summarised in a haiku
They were very bad
The first hundred days
Can be summarised in a haiku
They were very bad
Haiku of the day:
My sincere apologies
For I have not wrote haikus
As advertised daily
My sincere apologies
For I have not wrote haikus
As advertised daily
April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Haiku of the day:
My sincere apologies
For I have not wrote haikus
As advertised daily
My sincere apologies
For I have not wrote haikus
As advertised daily
As The News Quiz starts again I thought why not commemorate season 2 of #thenakedweek hosted by @andrewhunterm.bsky.social with a haiku
We laughed with haikus
It's never about witches
See you next season
We laughed with haikus
It's never about witches
See you next season
April 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As The News Quiz starts again I thought why not commemorate season 2 of #thenakedweek hosted by @andrewhunterm.bsky.social with a haiku
We laughed with haikus
It's never about witches
See you next season
We laughed with haikus
It's never about witches
See you next season
Hoping that @andrewhunterm.bsky.social sees this one
Haiku of the day:
The naked week needs
To be on the radio
More oft than news quiz
Haiku of the day:
The naked week needs
To be on the radio
More oft than news quiz
April 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hoping that @andrewhunterm.bsky.social sees this one
Haiku of the day:
The naked week needs
To be on the radio
More oft than news quiz
Haiku of the day:
The naked week needs
To be on the radio
More oft than news quiz
Reposted by River Webb (they/them) 🍉🐸
Any Haiku fans - I am a proud member of the British Haiku Society who have a quarterly journal and print some good stuff.
British Haiku Soc
(Blossom tumbles down like snow)
Know what they're doing
British Haiku Soc
(Blossom tumbles down like snow)
Know what they're doing
I have been enjoying @andrewhunterm.bsky.social presenting "The news in haikus" as part of "The Naked Week" on BBC Radio 4. But it made me realise that I have only ever seen haiku written down, and do not know how you should go about reading one aloud.
April 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Any Haiku fans - I am a proud member of the British Haiku Society who have a quarterly journal and print some good stuff.
British Haiku Soc
(Blossom tumbles down like snow)
Know what they're doing
British Haiku Soc
(Blossom tumbles down like snow)
Know what they're doing
Haiku of the day: Electric Boogaloo
I learned that today
Is international day
For haiku poems
I learned that today
Is international day
For haiku poems
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Haiku of the day: Electric Boogaloo
I learned that today
Is international day
For haiku poems
I learned that today
Is international day
For haiku poems
Haiku of the day:
When writing haikus
Sometimes you forget about
The five seven five
When writing haikus
Sometimes you forget about
The five seven five
April 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Haiku of the day:
When writing haikus
Sometimes you forget about
The five seven five
When writing haikus
Sometimes you forget about
The five seven five
Crazy to think that five years ago the world changed forever, now nothing is ever the same again.
March 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Crazy to think that five years ago the world changed forever, now nothing is ever the same again.
This is literally me with Tavo Akys
My brain for the last few days has just been
ZARGO. RAGA. URRA. GARA. JARGA. JAROM. ERA CZARDOROM. CZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
ZARGO. RAGA. URRA. GARA. JARGA. JAROM. ERA CZARDOROM. CZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
March 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is literally me with Tavo Akys