Riverz Homo
@riverzhomo.bsky.social
I’m Rivers Cuomo except I’m GAY!
If I’m trying to sleep my way to the top why do I always have to bottom??
January 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If I’m trying to sleep my way to the top why do I always have to bottom??
HMU if u got tight holes and loose morals
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
HMU if u got tight holes and loose morals
Say what you will about him, but Jerry Springer never misgendered a trans person on the show
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Say what you will about him, but Jerry Springer never misgendered a trans person on the show
Plz shut up babe we’re watching Kate Bush’s Christmas 1979 BBC Special
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Plz shut up babe we’re watching Kate Bush’s Christmas 1979 BBC Special
“A can of Diet Coke is a gay cigarette” like gay ppl don’t smoke. A gay cigarette is exactly the same except you smoke it out of your anus
December 19, 2024 at 5:25 AM
“A can of Diet Coke is a gay cigarette” like gay ppl don’t smoke. A gay cigarette is exactly the same except you smoke it out of your anus
In order to prevent eye strain, doctors now recommend daily 20 minutes of staring into the void
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
In order to prevent eye strain, doctors now recommend daily 20 minutes of staring into the void
Fashion is for ugly ppl tattoos are for boring ppl and the gym is for autism
December 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Fashion is for ugly ppl tattoos are for boring ppl and the gym is for autism
Get this idea: it’s a cooking competition show but you can only use food and equipment available in jail. Call it “cut throat commissary”
December 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Get this idea: it’s a cooking competition show but you can only use food and equipment available in jail. Call it “cut throat commissary”
God blessed Italians
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
God blessed Italians
It would’ve been a lot funnier if the United Health Care CEO survived so he’d have to navigate the dysfunctional health care system
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It would’ve been a lot funnier if the United Health Care CEO survived so he’d have to navigate the dysfunctional health care system
Ppl referring to ppl as ‘humans’ makes me wanna swallow a silica packet
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Ppl referring to ppl as ‘humans’ makes me wanna swallow a silica packet
Runners are so rude. Always “who are you? How’d you hear about our practice? You’re not in highschool”
I’m just looking for a run club wtf
I’m just looking for a run club wtf
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Runners are so rude. Always “who are you? How’d you hear about our practice? You’re not in highschool”
I’m just looking for a run club wtf
I’m just looking for a run club wtf
*putting on dog collar and leash*
Hey me and the cousins are going to our thanksgiving walk ‘kay!
Hey me and the cousins are going to our thanksgiving walk ‘kay!
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
*putting on dog collar and leash*
Hey me and the cousins are going to our thanksgiving walk ‘kay!
Hey me and the cousins are going to our thanksgiving walk ‘kay!
I hate a “family style meal” suck my dick aunt franny this pound of ziti is for me dumb bitch enjoy your cold soup
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I hate a “family style meal” suck my dick aunt franny this pound of ziti is for me dumb bitch enjoy your cold soup
I have pics I need to share
plz tell me pornography is allowed.
November 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I have pics I need to share
plz tell me pornography is allowed.
November 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
plz tell me pornography is allowed.
Blue Sky? I was hoping for a blue guy! I wanna be seduced by Crazy Frog🥵
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Blue Sky? I was hoping for a blue guy! I wanna be seduced by Crazy Frog🥵
God damn I sure do love those half Japanese BOYS! I’m Riverz Homo I’m gay!
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM
God damn I sure do love those half Japanese BOYS! I’m Riverz Homo I’m gay!