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Riverz Homo
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I’m Rivers Cuomo except I’m GAY!
If I’m trying to sleep my way to the top why do I always have to bottom??
January 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
HMU if u got tight holes and loose morals
January 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Say what you will about him, but Jerry Springer never misgendered a trans person on the show
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Plz shut up babe we’re watching Kate Bush’s Christmas 1979 BBC Special
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
“A can of Diet Coke is a gay cigarette” like gay ppl don’t smoke. A gay cigarette is exactly the same except you smoke it out of your anus
December 19, 2024 at 5:25 AM
In order to prevent eye strain, doctors now recommend daily 20 minutes of staring into the void
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Fashion is for ugly ppl tattoos are for boring ppl and the gym is for autism
December 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Get this idea: it’s a cooking competition show but you can only use food and equipment available in jail. Call it “cut throat commissary”
December 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
God blessed Italians
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
It would’ve been a lot funnier if the United Health Care CEO survived so he’d have to navigate the dysfunctional health care system
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ppl referring to ppl as ‘humans’ makes me wanna swallow a silica packet
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Runners are so rude. Always “who are you? How’d you hear about our practice? You’re not in highschool”
I’m just looking for a run club wtf
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
*putting on dog collar and leash*
Hey me and the cousins are going to our thanksgiving walk ‘kay!
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I hate a “family style meal” suck my dick aunt franny this pound of ziti is for me dumb bitch enjoy your cold soup
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I have pics I need to share
plz tell me pornography is allowed.
November 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM
plz tell me pornography is allowed.
November 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Blue Sky? I was hoping for a blue guy! I wanna be seduced by Crazy Frog🥵
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
God damn I sure do love those half Japanese BOYS! I’m Riverz Homo I’m gay!
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 AM