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riziles
@riziles.bsky.social
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Old person just trying to keep up.
At my best, little worse than a beast.
At my worst, little better than a man.
He/him/his.
Art by @detour303.bsky.social
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riziles.bsky.social
This Basquiat painting recently sold for $110 million. Your son has a gift.
Untitled 1982 skull painting by Basquiat.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
riziles.bsky.social
The reason you like Caymus is because you've never had a good vintage Romanee-Conti. Sucks to be you, assholes.
The reason you think AI can be therapy is that you've never had a good therapist.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
riziles.bsky.social
Wouldn't you like to know?
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Who the fuck is this guy?
Weird dude.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
riziles.bsky.social
He'll never see it coming.
Beautiful woman offering apple seductively.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Raw sexual energy.
The Sarlacc.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
riziles.bsky.social
Sy Snootles
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
riziles.bsky.social
https://m.xkcd.com/2385/
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
riziles.bsky.social
https://m.xkcd.com/867/
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
riziles.bsky.social
NYC if Mamdani wins
https://www.artnews.com/feature/hieronymus-bosch-life-early-works-best-paintings-1202685134/
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Just opened this oddly specific fortune cookie. I think it was meant for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ?
Your determination will lead to victory in November.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Block lists such as "Porn bots", "Maga trash" and "Mosquito repellent"
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
riziles.bsky.social
The fucking cane! I am now back to being anti-AI after watching this video. What an amazing time to be alive!
Andrew Cuomo posting some racist fucking video including a black guy dressed up as a caricature of a pimp.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
riziles.bsky.social
Trying to define fascism is a difficult thing; it is, as Ian Kershaw once wrote, ‘like trying to nail jelly to the wall.’
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
riziles.bsky.social
That time I made a joke about starting a war. A day later, the land is strewn with the bodies of the fallen.
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
riziles.bsky.social
https://m.xkcd.com/386/
October 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
riziles.bsky.social
IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entertaining crackers
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Cant even get Christmas tree because of woke
The Radical Left Democrats shut down the government. This government website will be updated periodically during the funding lapse for mission critical functions. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people. For information on recreation site status on National Forest System lands, please visit https://www.fs.usda.gov/visit
October 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
riziles.bsky.social
AI Generated image of me as Senator.
Illustration of Pooh Bear with head trapped in honey pot by E H Shepard.
September 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
riziles.bsky.social
What's my sign:
Cthulhu 2028. No lives matter.
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Definitive Hank Green
September 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
riziles.bsky.social
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerschlagen
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Maitre d: Cerainly. A party of 4 at 7:30 in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or merely a PhD?
September 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
riziles.bsky.social
Frisco Bay (Colorado):
https://rand-ningali.pixels.com/featured/frisco-bay-rand-ningali.html
September 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM