Ah, I was thinking you'd listen for the keydown edge for the jump/duck buttons—so basically just expecting taps, not holding down. I guess that means if the player holds it down, the dino would just bounce whenever the repeat input comes in. Just spitballing, not much experience with terminal games!

But since when has 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 ever mattered for when we build things 👀

Out of interest, what was the road bump?

I’m angry yet it still compiles

Ooh nice, looks like the top end new one? Is it really as portable as they say?

I have had multiple existential crises with the "select the motorbike" ones. Are we counting the human? What about just 5% of a wheel? Is a moped a motorbike? There's a tiny bit of a motorbike behind a bush taking a turn, what about that one?

And you just know they're using our answers to train AIs

It's always the usual suspects (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Waiter, there's a <p> in my og:description, thought you should know

Git is distributed, so surely we should just be able to find someone else with the repo and pull from there...

... Right? Right?

④ Pool software engineer tears to produce enough hydropower to sustain humankind forever

⑤ Profit

Blocked by my own laptop battery, curse you thermodynamics!

I'm gonna guess it's because every article on that site is talking about tech words, and let's be real, it's all buzzwords

I'm off now to horizontally scale my replication cluster, page me when prod gets forked!

I did a genuine "good enough math is good enough" talk for teachers a few weeks ago, thanks for all the extra material for my next session!

I'm not even sure if that chart is right. I got it from a website (computerlanguage.com) where the left sidebar is literally this, and if that doesn't inspire genuine certainty of factual information, I don't know what would

Was gonna say, if your plan was to make me stare at a frame for 60 seconds waiting for a gif to start, well played, well played

That’s already been invented, it’s called gif

Which is also = 2√2.

These numbers just keep giving

Stick a rasp pi in them, and set them to glow blood red gently for a split second when detecting motion, but with a 1 minute cooldown and only a 50% chance of happening.

Ask me how I convinced my neighbors the street was literally haunted

I think the sentence you're looking for is "time to make a better one"

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