Rocky Squirrel
@rjsquirrel3.bsky.social
Obviously not my real name. Where I say and do stuff my boss might not like. Antifa, LGBTQ+ friendly, everything the Right hates.
As if I could vote for anyone else …
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
As if I could vote for anyone else …
Milk and nookie…
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Milk and nookie…
My doctor has put me on an all melon diet. Can you help?
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My doctor has put me on an all melon diet. Can you help?
I like when your outfit IS your hair…
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I like when your outfit IS your hair…
Oh no, Velma, you’re blind without your glasses! Here, hold on the this hard, fleshy safety rod!
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh no, Velma, you’re blind without your glasses! Here, hold on the this hard, fleshy safety rod!
Now that looks like some good clean fun
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Now that looks like some good clean fun
I’m a firm believer in the Equal Titties Rule. Suck on one, you have to suck on the other. It’s not only fair, it’s polite.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m a firm believer in the Equal Titties Rule. Suck on one, you have to suck on the other. It’s not only fair, it’s polite.
Watching you drop your giant naturals was on my todo list for today, so no distraction at all
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Watching you drop your giant naturals was on my todo list for today, so no distraction at all
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
I’m not sure. Bring them over here and we’ll find out
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m not sure. Bring them over here and we’ll find out
Yup, they are both pretty and perfect, all right
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yup, they are both pretty and perfect, all right
Question: why do redheads tend to have ghost nipples?
Answer: because there is a god, and he wants us to be happy.
Answer: because there is a god, and he wants us to be happy.
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Question: why do redheads tend to have ghost nipples?
Answer: because there is a god, and he wants us to be happy.
Answer: because there is a god, and he wants us to be happy.
Well, drive a hard bargain.
Oh, no, sorry, that’s me who’s hard…
Oh, no, sorry, that’s me who’s hard…
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well, drive a hard bargain.
Oh, no, sorry, that’s me who’s hard…
Oh, no, sorry, that’s me who’s hard…
Okay, I’ll see it, but the bar has been set pretty high. If they don’t sing Puttin’ On The Ritz, I’ll be disappointed…
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Okay, I’ll see it, but the bar has been set pretty high. If they don’t sing Puttin’ On The Ritz, I’ll be disappointed…
They’re just about perfect.
Perfect would be if they were in the room with me…
Perfect would be if they were in the room with me…
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They’re just about perfect.
Perfect would be if they were in the room with me…
Perfect would be if they were in the room with me…
You? Getting naughty?
I find that hard
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to believe…
I find that hard
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to believe…
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You? Getting naughty?
I find that hard
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to believe…
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to believe…
I’m hoping they somehow arrange for 4 hour lines so we can relive the full experience
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m hoping they somehow arrange for 4 hour lines so we can relive the full experience
Start full body and then do close up so I can pretend you’re walking towards me…
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Start full body and then do close up so I can pretend you’re walking towards me…
Pedro was dying and in pain for much of the filming, if I recall correctly. He turned in one of the strongest performances as a Bond ally.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Pedro was dying and in pain for much of the filming, if I recall correctly. He turned in one of the strongest performances as a Bond ally.
No, but you’re the best kind of bad girl
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No, but you’re the best kind of bad girl
I like a lot of the classics: It’s A Wonderful Life, White Christmas, We’re No Angels (1955), Miracle On 34th Street (1947). ‘Tis the season for sappy feel good movies…
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I like a lot of the classics: It’s A Wonderful Life, White Christmas, We’re No Angels (1955), Miracle On 34th Street (1947). ‘Tis the season for sappy feel good movies…
Baby, you can drive my car…
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Baby, you can drive my car…
There’s something about big tits, pigtails and braces…
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There’s something about big tits, pigtails and braces…