Ryan Keefer
@rkeefer.bsky.social
Likes: soccer, drink, film. Writes about soccer sometimes, recent turn to Heel
Kind of amazing translated quote on the Romanian Caden Clark
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Kind of amazing translated quote on the Romanian Caden Clark
Getting ready for that sweet USL lockout like
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Getting ready for that sweet USL lockout like
Stunning ending to Season One of a Pluribus
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Stunning ending to Season One of a Pluribus
I feel like if someone asked me to describe the type of workspace that DC United GM Erkut Sogut worked in, I would at least be over the target
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I feel like if someone asked me to describe the type of workspace that DC United GM Erkut Sogut worked in, I would at least be over the target
The crusher in the background
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The crusher in the background
Drew Skundrich announced his retirement from soccer today and all you need to know about him is his message to Andi Sullivan in his farewell video
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Drew Skundrich announced his retirement from soccer today and all you need to know about him is his message to Andi Sullivan in his farewell video
Under appreciated facet of Ryan Martin going to Oakland is the team photo trolling just increased tenfold
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Under appreciated facet of Ryan Martin going to Oakland is the team photo trolling just increased tenfold
The first thing DC United is mentioned about in the summer window is Major League Volleyball investment
August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The first thing DC United is mentioned about in the summer window is Major League Volleyball investment
Best of luck to DC United’s new coach
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Best of luck to DC United’s new coach
A great thing about a 2 year old who gets excited when he’s going somewhere is he immediately becomes a concierge
January 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
A great thing about a 2 year old who gets excited when he’s going somewhere is he immediately becomes a concierge
Christmas Eve, 4:43pm, God Bless us everyone
December 24, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Christmas Eve, 4:43pm, God Bless us everyone
Lots of Railhawks gear!
November 5, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Lots of Railhawks gear!
Well at least when the kids wake up at 6 instead of 7 I can have this on the grill earlier
November 5, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Well at least when the kids wake up at 6 instead of 7 I can have this on the grill earlier
Fun to go to a soccer game with optimism, not sure what to do with it
October 29, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Fun to go to a soccer game with optimism, not sure what to do with it
Welcome to golf cart Halloween parades
October 28, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Welcome to golf cart Halloween parades
Picking up lunch hbu
October 20, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Picking up lunch hbu