Classic MacGruber
@rkpatrick.bsky.social
They didn't just blow him up with a drone strike?
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
They didn't just blow him up with a drone strike?
Why not? Hollywood has.
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Why not? Hollywood has.
Grumpy Old Men: The Musical
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Grumpy Old Men: The Musical
"Call me 'Booger'."
a young man with curly hair is smiling in front of a blue background
Alt: Dudley Dawson, aka Booger
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"Call me 'Booger'."
I'm hoping for a return of the tented forks
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm hoping for a return of the tented forks
So....Venezuela is going to get a giant ballroom?
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
So....Venezuela is going to get a giant ballroom?
So the US installing Jared Kushner as president of Venezuela is *not* a good idea?
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
So the US installing Jared Kushner as president of Venezuela is *not* a good idea?
Trump's comms director can handle this
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Trump's comms director can handle this
Then he sneaks off to the restroom to snort a line of pure, uncut cornstarch.
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Then he sneaks off to the restroom to snort a line of pure, uncut cornstarch.
I want to know where all of those cables are going. It's literally heaven, and there's still the possibility of tripping over a cord. And does heaven have standard power outlets or their own design?
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I want to know where all of those cables are going. It's literally heaven, and there's still the possibility of tripping over a cord. And does heaven have standard power outlets or their own design?
It makes me wonder where Tesla plans on keeping all its Cybercabs.
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It makes me wonder where Tesla plans on keeping all its Cybercabs.
How would it be over budget this early anyway? The foundation hasn't even been poured, has it?
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
How would it be over budget this early anyway? The foundation hasn't even been poured, has it?
It must be killing him to not be talking about ballroom.
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It must be killing him to not be talking about ballroom.
The kid would probably be very impressed to hear about the ballroom Trump is building.
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The kid would probably be very impressed to hear about the ballroom Trump is building.
Fun fact, Seymour Cassel gave the guitarist Slash that nickname.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fun fact, Seymour Cassel gave the guitarist Slash that nickname.
We're keeping the grog, too
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We're keeping the grog, too
With a green room where he gets to be a king holding court among better comics.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
With a green room where he gets to be a king holding court among better comics.
He's got a busy day today experimenting with plasma vortices.
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He's got a busy day today experimenting with plasma vortices.
Their follow up video is still just as disappointing as this one is awesome. I wanted a sequel but got an epilogue.
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Their follow up video is still just as disappointing as this one is awesome. I wanted a sequel but got an epilogue.
His current tailor must specialize in pajamas.
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
His current tailor must specialize in pajamas.
Who wouldn't want to party with the real-world Tracy Flick?
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who wouldn't want to party with the real-world Tracy Flick?
Thus ends the adventures of Bongo and Kash. :(
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thus ends the adventures of Bongo and Kash. :(