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Here you go...
June 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
February 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Nine birds are less than ten.

The wall paint is grey.

It is always 3 pm

#activate
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Europe, you owe us one. Come help us, Mexico and Canada.

#saveusdemocracy
January 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Reposted by Chas Kelley
In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.

Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.

#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hard to imagine the only person in this Country willing to call FOTUS out is a 100 pound female Episcopal Biship.
January 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reminder everyone, put your TV or stream on the Cartoon Network Monday. Spread the word.
January 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Stupid ass stuff Trump said today.

Everything he said today qualifies. It's hard to pick a winner.

It's, threating Denmark over Greenland, or that Canada should be part of the US, oh, then along came a winner. Trump is going to force the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
January 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Some proof that humanity might survive. APB Missouri US today: Small monkey wearing a pink tutu. Escaped through window, lost and scared.

#humanity
#monkeys
#lawenforcement
#people
January 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Listening to Mike Johnson declare that mother nature should not interfere with the certification of President Elmo makes me want to thro....
...Made me throw up.

#trumpism
#jan6
#democracy
#activate
#idiots
January 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is it just me, or does the end of Dune 2 suck as much as the end of Dune 1?

#Dune
#movies
#sucks
January 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bet you a dollar Trump doesn't show up for his sentencing South Korea style.
January 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@schumer.senate.gov is this really you this time?
January 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
January 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
How poignant is it that Jimmy Carter lived just long enough to ensure the flags will be at half staff during Trump's inauguration....

#jimmycarter
December 31, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Reposted by Chas Kelley
He is spiraling
December 28, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Aw, President Elmo and PINO the gimp are having their first spat over educated foreign workers. Isn't that so sweet?

#pino
#h1b
December 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
The grass on the meadow is brown.
The leaves on the trees are red.
The water in the stream is not cold.
R-C-1B-7E8

#activate
December 27, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I figured out why PINO is harassing Panama. Newsweek has an article out that he's in trouble for tax evasion down there.

I can't figure out what Denmark did to piss him off.
December 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Gosh I hope President Musk is just f*cking with PINO and not with us.
December 24, 2024 at 6:59 AM
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Stupid ass thing Trump said for today.
"Panama will return the Panama Canal immediately."
December 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
If a piano falls on Elon Musk, who becomes President, Trump or VP Vance?
December 21, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Chas Kelley
December 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM