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rlshafferwrites.bsky.social
Randy
@rlshafferwrites.bsky.social
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🇺🇸 Screenwriter, cult movie lover & bestselling author of The Horror.
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Scientists should legit study Elon Musk. He literally makes everything that should look cool look so impossibly uncool. How is that possible!? What a skill! Dude is the King of Uncool, and all his little minions are so uncool they follow him like a leader. Like a lemming lesson on human failing.
Elon Musk displays his tiny dick energy by firing a 50 caliber rifle. Said rifle typically looks 100 times cooler when someone else, literally anyone else, uses it. But somehow he makes it look embarrassing and sad, like the word divorce has become a literal living, breathing entity. You can’t see his micro penis in the photo, but it’s clear that’s what he’s rockin’ in there.
October 1, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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For Halloween, my wife and I have decided to mix things up by watching one horror film featuring Donald Pleasance per day in October. Here’s the official list. 32 titles in total. That’s one for every day, plus a bonus movie! Enjoy!
September 28, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Tonight’s disaster double feature: The Poseidon Adventure and Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.

Still blows my mind Poseidon Adventure got a sequel …with Michael Caine and Sally Field, no less! Crazy.
The Poseidon Adventure movie poster Beyond the Poseidon Adventure movie poster
September 24, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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Chuckling at the strange symmetry of the boxart of The Last Dragon and Lawrence of Arabia. Should I watch them back-to-back!?
September 23, 2023 at 12:07 AM