Ryan
@rmarshall.bsky.social
I get paid to make the internet work.
Somebody check in on the CIA.
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Somebody check in on the CIA.
No.
In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.
In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
No.
In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.
In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.
They're going to have to.
Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour.
Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.
Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour.
Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
They're going to have to.
Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour.
Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.
Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour.
Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.
I propose we rename the DoJ to the Department of Wrath.
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I propose we rename the DoJ to the Department of Wrath.
Many great legal scholars agree = I just got off the phone with Alan Dershowitz.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Many great legal scholars agree = I just got off the phone with Alan Dershowitz.
Hagueseth better lawyer up.
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hagueseth better lawyer up.
+1 for the wedge pillow.
Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint.
You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.
Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint.
You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
+1 for the wedge pillow.
Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint.
You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.
Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint.
You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.
If he was projecting any harder, I'd have to get some popcorn.
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If he was projecting any harder, I'd have to get some popcorn.
They only need a couple of MRAPs for the cameras.
Everyone else can take the Metra.
Everyone else can take the Metra.
September 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They only need a couple of MRAPs for the cameras.
Everyone else can take the Metra.
Everyone else can take the Metra.
But the DOGE shitheads had Russians attempting logging in using new credentials in April.
Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years?
www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years?
www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
User with Russian IP address tried to log into NLRB systems following DOGE access, whistleblower says
The blocked login attempts, detailed in an extensive whistleblower complaint filed to the Senate Intelligence Committee and others, may indicate foreign adversaries have begun leveraging DOGE inroads ...
www.nextgov.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But the DOGE shitheads had Russians attempting logging in using new credentials in April.
Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years?
www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years?
www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
Ridiculous that the US Ambassador to NATO is out here repeating Putin's talking points that Russia "needs territory" to be able to defend itself.
We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.
We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.
August 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ridiculous that the US Ambassador to NATO is out here repeating Putin's talking points that Russia "needs territory" to be able to defend itself.
We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.
We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.
Exciting stuff. I can't wait for Putin to make an agreement and then immediately violate it.
Again.
Again.
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Exciting stuff. I can't wait for Putin to make an agreement and then immediately violate it.
Again.
Again.
This sounds like one of those arguments where both sides have to get the last word in, so one side concedes the point but takes away the others' ability to respond.
This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.
This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.
June 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This sounds like one of those arguments where both sides have to get the last word in, so one side concedes the point but takes away the others' ability to respond.
This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.
This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.
I can't help but wonder if half of this is because Iran issued a warrant for his arrest after the Solemani killing.
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can't help but wonder if half of this is because Iran issued a warrant for his arrest after the Solemani killing.
That vest looks like a prop made for children.
June 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That vest looks like a prop made for children.
Christian babies are reportedly great skydivers, so no harm, no foul.
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Christian babies are reportedly great skydivers, so no harm, no foul.
