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Shitposting & Memes.

Data & Stuff.

#dataBS #trailrunning

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(DMs closed because of stupid UK age verification requirements).
Database Development with AI in 2026 - Brent Ozar www.brentozar.com/archive/2026...
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Lyft's Feature Store: Architecture, Optimization, and Evolution
eng.lyft.com/lyfts-featur...
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm forever recommending @raycast.com to folk, so I took the time to write down quite _why_ it's probably the best thing since sliced bread.

💌 A love letter to Raycast: rmoff.net/2025/12/18/a...
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fresha - Connecting Flink, Airflow and StarRocks
Part 1: medium.com/fresha-data-...
Part 2: medium.com/fresha-data-...
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hey check it out - I've now got a Substack! It's just the same content as on my blog, but if you prefer getting an email then feel free to subscribe. interestinglinks.substack.com/p/interestin...

(I've moved the publication domain, just in case you happen to have bookmarked the previous one…)
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
How Fresha reduced their Postgres on RDS storage footprint by 75% medium.com/fresha-data-...
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How AI Agents are changing the job of a Data Engineer ai.gopubby.com/what-it-mean...
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is an excellent practical explainer from Stefan Kecskes about Kafka Connect and its components skey.uk/post/kafka-c...
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🕵️ Spotting Astroturfing on Reddit Using Graph Analysis

rmoff.net/2025/12/01/u...
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I went sock-puppet hunting!
(What I found will _not_ shock you 😉 )

🔗 Using Graph Analysis with @neo4j.com and @yworks.bsky.social to Spot Astroturfing on Reddit
rmoff.net/2025/12/01/u...
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ICYMI (and if you're in 🇺🇸 you probably did 🦃):
My monthly round-up of Interesting Links in the data world for November rmoff.net/2025/11/26/i...
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Enshittification is real. AI Slop is ruining the internet.

rmoff.net/2025/11/25/a...
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🤦 I’ve been thinking about #Agents and #MCP all wrong!
So I wrote a blog about it :)
rmoff.net/2025/11/20/i...
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
There we go, fixed it for you.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
r/apachekafka just hit 19k members!

If you're interested in #apachekafka, and don't mind the Reddit vibe, come and join us :)

🔗 reddit.com/r/apachekafka/
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A step-by-step guide to building a key-value database from scratch: www.nan.fyi/database - love the explainer/interactive animation in this
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oooh @yworks.bsky.social is niiiiice!
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A fun few hours with Cursor, neo4j, and Cytoscape analysing astroturfing and sock-puppet accounts on Reddit.

Common pattern of a handful of accounts posting 'questions', and then another comments on it.

Maybe an attempt at seeding LLMs, which scrape Reddit?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🌶️ Hot take: if you have to label your opinion as a 'hot take'… it probably isn't.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
good stuff from @vanlightly.bsky.social: How Would You Like Your Iceberg Sir? Stream or Batch Ordered?
jack-vanlightly.com/blog/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One for my DBA friends! A very good talk from @andypavlo.bsky.social, looking at how LLMs can _actually_ be used to help improve performance. It's measured and reasonable, with plenty of caveats and real-world considerations from someone who _really_ gets RDBMS.
www.p99conf.io/session/chat...
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Protobuf - use it faster, or don't use it at all? Couple of interesting talk from P99 CONF this year:

* www.p99conf.io/session/8x-b...
* www.p99conf.io/session/pars...
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Three Flink-related talks at P99 CONF this year - here are the recordings and slides:
* www.p99conf.io/session/apac...
* www.p99conf.io/session/buil...
* www.p99conf.io/session/rivi...
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM