Matthew Smith
@rmsmith19.bsky.social
A rickety tower of personality disorders wrapped in a cardigan
@matttomic.bsky.social Is trivia happening tomorrow night or should we expect some Maple Leaf-related preemption?
April 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@matttomic.bsky.social Is trivia happening tomorrow night or should we expect some Maple Leaf-related preemption?
Reposted by Matthew Smith
The writers are
INEBRIATED.
The set is on
FIRE.
The sound system is
FUCKED.
The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.
The crew is in open
REVOLT.
Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.
INEBRIATED.
The set is on
FIRE.
The sound system is
FUCKED.
The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.
The crew is in open
REVOLT.
Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.
January 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The writers are
INEBRIATED.
The set is on
FIRE.
The sound system is
FUCKED.
The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.
The crew is in open
REVOLT.
Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.
INEBRIATED.
The set is on
FIRE.
The sound system is
FUCKED.
The actors are
PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING
each other.
The crew is in open
REVOLT.
Adrien Brody has
10 SECONDS
to introduce Sean Paul
as the Rasta Man
or the network
is pulling the plug.
Reposted by Matthew Smith
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
July 21, 2023 at 5:14 PM
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig