For folks keeping score at home, in Trump's America you can have

two (2) dolls
five (5) pencils
one (1) "piece" of chicken
one (1) "piece" of broccoli
one (1) corn tortilla
one (1) other thing (?)

I mean, are we great again OR WHAT 🤡

I love that he's an "unknown sea otter". A star is born.

I’m still laughing at this one 😂😂😂😂