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silly billy 😛
Won’t forget him tweeting this out right after he won my district and feeling absolutely disgusted to be represented by such a pathetic excuse for a human being. Wish that people would stop glazing him because he chooses now to say something. He is as evil as the rest of them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Finally got around to buying pants that actually fit me since I had nothing that came even remotely close in my wardrobe. The brown pants fit me without a belt only a year ago. I just bought the jeans today.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yup
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
and when I thought dollskill couldn’t get worse.

Marketed as “retro nerd costume”
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me getting ready to talk about all the cool bugs I see during the day to my boyfriend.
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the houseplant trade exacerbates the spread of invasive wildlife. Don’t believe me? Check out this tree frog and brown anole, both native to Cuba, that I found at work today. They came up on a truck from Florida, where they are a huge problem.
September 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
put my shit in this locker at my new job without even seeing the sticker on it.

Y’know 💅🏻🌿
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My friends and I were just discussing our celebrity crushes and I had to reveal to everyone that mine is Tiny Tim. My boyfriend was actually shocked lmao.

But……wouldwouldwouldwouldwouldWOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLDDDDD
August 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone was probably having a laugh when they curated this playlist. Yeah, enjoy hell bitch.
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
August 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
had a vision for my poster this year, but my job had me beat this month. So we went with a low effort version painted on a Trader Joe’s bag.
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
finally know enough from growing stuff at work to use those methods on stuff I grow at home. Behold, my tray of microgreens with no mold, algae, or anything else funky. A first for me.
June 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
my carpal tunnel has really been ramping up the past few months and these fuckin things have become the bane of my existence.
June 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Last year, I received this gem of a SHEIN ad on my insta feed.
I know they use AI to generate their products, but I wanna know what the actual fuck this was supposed to be.
June 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
June 1st let’s gooooooooooo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
is this not the most perfect first strawberry of the season?
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me when the air temp is 80 degrees and the ground temp has consistently been above 60 for a little bit.
April 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
two good books for the current times
April 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i’m 32 now
March 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This stunner thinks she can just walk up in my house and avoid having me take 50+ pictures of her.
March 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just removing this before it inevitably falls off and gets eaten by someone’s pet/wildlife
February 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
1 hour lfg!!!
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
the end of an era
January 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
this description made me laugh so hard
January 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM