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My dad JUST put a 21 pound turkey in to smoke for 5pm dinner…that should work right??
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My dad JUST put a 21 pound turkey in to smoke for 5pm dinner…that should work right??
Can’t stop saying “ok” like esdeekid sample
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can’t stop saying “ok” like esdeekid sample
Having a bad one at work today thank god I’ve got two weeks offff
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Having a bad one at work today thank god I’ve got two weeks offff
Temperature goes up past 55 degrees and suddenly my mental illness evaporates winter is KILLIN me
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Temperature goes up past 55 degrees and suddenly my mental illness evaporates winter is KILLIN me
I’m soooooo depressooooo over everything yayy
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m soooooo depressooooo over everything yayy
The US economy currently is like “you’re getting fired unless you’re hot or evil or both”
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The US economy currently is like “you’re getting fired unless you’re hot or evil or both”
I used to get fired for my tweets and takes now I’m like “sponge bob song good” every 8 days oh how the mighty have fallen 😔✊
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I used to get fired for my tweets and takes now I’m like “sponge bob song good” every 8 days oh how the mighty have fallen 😔✊
SpongeBob 👀
Big Guy 😳
Pants 🤨
Ok 🙂↕️
Big Guy 😳
Pants 🤨
Ok 🙂↕️
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
SpongeBob 👀
Big Guy 😳
Pants 🤨
Ok 🙂↕️
Big Guy 😳
Pants 🤨
Ok 🙂↕️
My oldest friend just had a baby and I’m SHOOK WE are the babies still at the bus stop come ONNNN
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My oldest friend just had a baby and I’m SHOOK WE are the babies still at the bus stop come ONNNN
Oh my GOD I wish I had had someone drive me to my IUD appointment I am so nauseous from pain lmao
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh my GOD I wish I had had someone drive me to my IUD appointment I am so nauseous from pain lmao
Men who ghost me love showing back up im truly not the one who got away ever but the one you’re comfortable enough hitting back up cus I’m probably gonna be nice about it 🤦♀️
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Men who ghost me love showing back up im truly not the one who got away ever but the one you’re comfortable enough hitting back up cus I’m probably gonna be nice about it 🤦♀️
My hinge likes will be so unhinged and unserious and then I’ll get like one normal looking guy - cute…funny seeming…oh…
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My hinge likes will be so unhinged and unserious and then I’ll get like one normal looking guy - cute…funny seeming…oh…
Me, a girl who hasn’t had a man be in love with me since 2021: im gonna make wuthering heights my new personality 😃
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me, a girl who hasn’t had a man be in love with me since 2021: im gonna make wuthering heights my new personality 😃
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
In bed with three girls looking up hot guy celebrity edits giggling I literally will never grow up im 13 years old for my entire life
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In bed with three girls looking up hot guy celebrity edits giggling I literally will never grow up im 13 years old for my entire life
I love crying watching survivor
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I love crying watching survivor
Falcons just love to ruin my sundays
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Falcons just love to ruin my sundays
I FINALLY cancelled my planet fitness membership after not going for like a year cus I’ve been an orange theory head and there are sooo many hot guys here today maybe I spoke too soon!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I FINALLY cancelled my planet fitness membership after not going for like a year cus I’ve been an orange theory head and there are sooo many hot guys here today maybe I spoke too soon!!!!
Im addicted to becoming friends with my coworkers. I love being friends with everyone I meet it’s my kryptonite.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Im addicted to becoming friends with my coworkers. I love being friends with everyone I meet it’s my kryptonite.
I love coming to chapel hill cus what do you mean it’s Al’s burger complex now
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love coming to chapel hill cus what do you mean it’s Al’s burger complex now
The falcons going to overtime trying to kill me this morning
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The falcons going to overtime trying to kill me this morning
When I hear something I Never tell anyone except my 7 closest friends immediately
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When I hear something I Never tell anyone except my 7 closest friends immediately
My dating life may be drier than the Sahara desert right now but I JUSTTT remembered I’m a fine type shiftttt 🤯🤭
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My dating life may be drier than the Sahara desert right now but I JUSTTT remembered I’m a fine type shiftttt 🤯🤭
Maybe I’ll meet someone at this wedding and this will be there first impression of me
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maybe I’ll meet someone at this wedding and this will be there first impression of me
I need one man to tell me I’m hot soon or I’m going to go fully off the deep end shortly
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I need one man to tell me I’m hot soon or I’m going to go fully off the deep end shortly