Robert Z ✡️
rob-z.bsky.social
Robert Z ✡️
@rob-z.bsky.social
@Rob_Z_31 on the other app
I am convinced Idiocracy is not fiction, it’s a documentary sent back in time as a warning.
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Heat not hear
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
It’s amazing how often he shows how the sausage is made and people still eat it raw
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
And one cheeseburger-induced heart attack away from power. Neat isn’t it?
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I feel so bad for emergency responders in that scenario. You know it will be hell on them. Power down, hear out, cars stuck, pipes bursting, so many issues for risk of life
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
That’s……kinda hilarious actually. With the way tech is dumbing down I can picture that happening in future.

I like to think they turned around cause he clogged the AFO toilet
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Excuse me?
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Agreed but considering how touted benge is I’m ok taking a risk. If he fails a LF isn’t the hardest position to fill in trade
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Wouldn’t shock me if he might take extension early. I don’t think he’s a botas client and I can imagine not wanting to risk the new cba hurting his $ value or a new contract. Imagine if they have lockout and salary cap? He’d be screwed
January 22, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Probably benge with a backup outfielder like Tyrone Taylor who is already on roster. Maybe giving Baty some at bats in spring to see if he can handle it
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
As long as they don’t have some sort of personality conflict I can’t see how they don’t figure something out.

I also would think he wouldn’t want to wait for the cba to get a deal
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Every time a met misses the ball we will #blamebeltran
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If you have good connections with your neighbors you can try “pool together and share” idea.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I expect marte back
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Yep. No signs of cognitive decline at all unlike sleepy joe. Yep. Not a single sign.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
And now the earworm is in my head. Thank you.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The epitome of manliness.
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM