Rob Auton
@robauton.bsky.social
Nothing ripens a banana quicker than a rucksack
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
How I know I’m alive
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How I know I’m alive
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
Reading can make you do stuff
July 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reading can make you do stuff