The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage. Yep, just pull it right out, don’t worry ladies we already sold the important parts to the Devil to fix The Insatiable Hunger ™. #dating #advice #relationships #bloodsacrifice

At a certain point you have to stop blaming just the people and turn to the system that rewards their sociopathic tendencies.

Too many finals to count and I’m pretending I don’t see them.

Just played my first game of 1817 and after 9 hours I can confidently say that we didn’t finish and no one won.