o’hair international airport implies the existence of o’bald international airport

being a reverend low-key fell off

they should turn the 606 back into a railroad

fun date idea: we break into Dentologie Fulton Market after dark and do dental work on each other all night

Pedro's Unisex Pig II

I think this is the update that actually makes me cancel the Strava premium subscription lol

the hold music for the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority is the first three minutes of an instrumental Free Bird cover played on loop lol

rolled up to my attorney's high-rise office building in the loop and the front desk handed me the sign in sheet for bike couriers. easy top 10 moment in my cycling career

bedtime comes at you fast

this is gonna sound a certain type of way but there is a specific sequence of numbers that has followed me through life since I was 11 years old and recently the frequency with which it appears has started to increase

we’ve gotta get this flag back from the Stop the Steal freaks. it did nothing wrong and they don’t deserve it

does anyone know what’s up with the Mars Wrigley portion of the riverwalk?

it’s my understanding the riverwalk has to be publicly accessible between (at least) the hours of 6am-11pm

any conditioner is a leave-in conditioner. with the right attitude

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