Rob Lastname
@robdor1.bsky.social
Engineer, nerd. I'll help design and build anything for a shiny nickel or a crisp high five.
Typos likely. Fat thumbs miss ye olde phone buttons.
Typos likely. Fat thumbs miss ye olde phone buttons.
They abandoned that slogan ages ago. I think now it's "fuck y'all, we're rich"
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They abandoned that slogan ages ago. I think now it's "fuck y'all, we're rich"
If you were a rhinoceros you would be horny all the time.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you were a rhinoceros you would be horny all the time.
🎶 do you want to know how we cruise in Tokyo fast and furious 🎶
a car is driving down a street with the words " i wonder if you know how they do in tokyo " on the bottom
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November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🎶 do you want to know how we cruise in Tokyo fast and furious 🎶
Ok that was fucking cool
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ok that was fucking cool
does it have to just be 2 crossbows? I may know someone but they have 3 crossbows.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
does it have to just be 2 crossbows? I may know someone but they have 3 crossbows.
Maybe they're knocking down the west wing now
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Maybe they're knocking down the west wing now
Nice. But also sorry for everyone's loss.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nice. But also sorry for everyone's loss.
What the hell is this fossil doing in government?
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What the hell is this fossil doing in government?
It's got some beautiful yellowsz greens, and poos
a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful
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November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's got some beautiful yellowsz greens, and poos
I want to see his election take off to the next level. Please support the jack off to the next level initiative.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I want to see his election take off to the next level. Please support the jack off to the next level initiative.
Lol like they'd learn anything.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Lol like they'd learn anything.
Slammalam'n
a purple sign that says pog brace with a man in the background
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November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Slammalam'n
Do these democratic representatives only write books now?
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do these democratic representatives only write books now?
what's that saying? there's only 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and elected democrats caving.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
what's that saying? there's only 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and elected democrats caving.
oh man the leopards eating faces party having their faces eaten again? why would the leopards that eat faces do this?
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
oh man the leopards eating faces party having their faces eaten again? why would the leopards that eat faces do this?