I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Telegraph.
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Telegraph.
They speak Swissish surely.
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
They speak Swissish surely.
He might want free tickets to Trump Kennedy Centre. Understandable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 AM
He might want free tickets to Trump Kennedy Centre. Understandable.
Impressive optics.
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Impressive optics.
What's the weather like in St Petersburg?
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
What's the weather like in St Petersburg?
I think you need to be on 'X'.
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I think you need to be on 'X'.
Because he will most likely be crucified by media. I see Daily Mail have had a go at Labour MPs for supposedly supporting a dictator.
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Because he will most likely be crucified by media. I see Daily Mail have had a go at Labour MPs for supposedly supporting a dictator.
Do they have resources? Those are his preoccupation.
USA are proper baddies now. A rogue state.
USA are proper baddies now. A rogue state.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Do they have resources? Those are his preoccupation.
USA are proper baddies now. A rogue state.
USA are proper baddies now. A rogue state.
Barbershop quartets perhaps.
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Barbershop quartets perhaps.
The Trump Presidential Centre is looking good
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Trump Presidential Centre is looking good
But everybody knows he lies about everything.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
But everybody knows he lies about everything.
Viz Comic could come up with a suitable medal for him.
How did that bloke get to be where he is? Incredible. Beyond astonishing.
How did that bloke get to be where he is? Incredible. Beyond astonishing.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Viz Comic could come up with a suitable medal for him.
How did that bloke get to be where he is? Incredible. Beyond astonishing.
How did that bloke get to be where he is? Incredible. Beyond astonishing.
Putin could sell electric balalaikas.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Putin could sell electric balalaikas.
To be consistent, he should deport himself to Scotland.
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
To be consistent, he should deport himself to Scotland.
I asked Google's Gemini to compose pithy replies to that but they were all shite.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I asked Google's Gemini to compose pithy replies to that but they were all shite.
Do you mail to UK?
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Do you mail to UK?
Knee pads seemed odd but he did go down for that guitar solo. Very sensible. Maybe there should be more PPE in rock.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Knee pads seemed odd but he did go down for that guitar solo. Very sensible. Maybe there should be more PPE in rock.
I think I read first three books in 8 or 9 days back in 1980. Liked the Heil Troy bits. Was that his name? Didn't know there were many more books in the series. Oh dear.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I think I read first three books in 8 or 9 days back in 1980. Liked the Heil Troy bits. Was that his name? Didn't know there were many more books in the series. Oh dear.
America probably more murderous than Saudi I would suggest. Anyway, you would quickly change your stance if they came in for Liverpool.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
America probably more murderous than Saudi I would suggest. Anyway, you would quickly change your stance if they came in for Liverpool.