RobElvis
robelvis.bsky.social
RobElvis
@robelvis.bsky.social
Don’t tell a soul - college music is not a nostalgic playlist.
this book better have captions turned on
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oops market order
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Every enterprise SAAS should run these.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is all smoke.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Best thing Netflix can do is pretend to be in the mix. Then watch the buyer struggle over the next three years.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Still running $mm+/day ad spend. Cue the celebrity lawsuits a la FTX.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I mean, if you hold your son back.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Probably got some K-Streeters hanging around FSOC pitching OpenAI to be designated SIFI.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ads
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh man, the giggle on that taped call.
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I had to look. OMG 8pm show at the 9:30? Take me back to 1990 please. You’ll be home in time to watch Murder She Wrote
October 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Luke Jenner is a great guitarist.
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Always looking under the wrong rocks.
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
For me printing code to a file so it has line numbers helps bots do a lot better.
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Countless will be dismissed immediately. They are walking into a PIP meeting with HR.
September 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s just a sneeze. I’m fine.
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is great. Fulfillment at the kitchen table in 3 seconds!
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
DFA doesn’t do debt
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh so make it Pinterest? What would Zillow do with 50mm DAUs suddenly pinning dream houses? 🤔🫰💡 Ads for anything!
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There should be dark Trader Joe’s delivering everywhere above North Ave.
August 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This reminds me of Myhrvold’s $625 cookbooks.
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is a great album cover
July 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM