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Robert The Brave 🎸
@robertaudhd.bsky.social
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🔞 DNI #ActuallyAutistic 🧠✨

Sober 7 yrs 💪🏻 Autistic not injury!
Homelessness, CPTSD, Aphasia

420 💨 Feminism ♀️ Anti-bigotry 🛑

Neptunic Masc NB

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I had a cat named Dorito 🐈
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Currently reading Letters From The Earth, by Mark Twain 🤘🏻 As an atheist I love it it's logical humorous and compassionate
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I made a pizza from scratch! 😋
A handcrafted cheese pizza.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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From an army play set bought at a gas station a decade ago. Telling that it's not made in USA

Not that I'd be surprised to see it made here now but 🤷🏻

Believe it or not the gas station was called SuperAmerica 🤯
A miniature plastic US flag with a skull and crossbones where the stars should be.
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab 🤷🏻
The word, nothing. On a dark grey background. In the style of the Pornhub logo.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I despise Santa. It's authoritarian religious grooming: Obey or be excluded and suffer 👎🏻 At least with Krampus you get to be a tasty meal 🤣 Fuck religion, holidays are weird! Is Krampus a pedo? Is Santa? Priests tend to be! Better not cum down my chimney bitch #Xmas2025 #Christmas2025 #Jesus
Meme of Krampus carrying a smiling child in his basket. Above this cartoon it says, Nice is overrated.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Caption this.
A news broadcast where the news anchors have televisions for heads
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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💪🏻✊🏻💯
BREAKING: 8 IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES (already documented) 1. Deployed U.S. troops against civilians. 2. Kidnapped American residents during ICE/DHS raids. 3. Deported migrants to foreign prisons (illegal transfer). 4. Targeted protesters for deportation. 5. Diverted taxpayer money without Congress' approval. 6. Defied federal court orders. 7. Purged investigators & watchdogs. 8. Corrupted federal agencies for personal and political gain. This is not partisan.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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"1% Kibble... Because they can afford it!" ✨🐶✨
Fake ad for pet food made of rich people, with a smiling dog next to a yellow bag of pet food placed on a sunlit kitchen counter, which says 1% Kibble. Under it in small font it says Eat The Rich!
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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69! 🥳🥳🥳 Follow my alt for explicit stuff
Robert The Sexy. 69 followers. 18+ Only
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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My Devito!
2 shots of Kurt Cobain singing at the camera from Nirvana's music video for Smells Like Teen Spirit. The top one says, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito... The bottom one says, My Devito! And superimposed is a cardboard cutout of Danny Devito, next to Kurt.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Home electrolysis. Isn't it supposed to sting? I only feel it on my tongue 🤷🏻
A home electrolysis unit, the Verseo eSmooth. It's a galvanic unit with a tweezers that carries an electrical charge to supposedly cause lye to form in the root, killing the follicle to prevent hair regrowth.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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I misunderstood the post and drew this.
A person with glasses and a beard. I added teal green eyeshadow.
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I got the Verseo eSmooth home electrolysis kit
A diy galvanic hair electrolysis kit with several attachments including a roller ball, contact pads, and a tweezers connected by wire. The power unit is the shape and size of half a large carrot.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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May a swarm of fruit flies F your face, Mark Zuckerberg 🤣 #JustForLaughs
Meta Al with Llama 4 What insect has a penis closest to the size of the opening of a human facial pore Some fruit flies (Drosophila) have a penis around 0.1-0.2 mm in diameter, which is relatively close to human facial pore size (0.1-0.5 mm). How long Fruit fly (Drosophila) penis length is typically around 0.2-0.5 mm. Meta Al with Llama 4 Assuming a swarm of fruit flies wanted to fuck human facial pores and can, how many fruit flies could theoretically fuck Mark Zuckerberg's face simultaneously? Let's estimate. Average human facial pore diameter: 0.1-0.5 mm. Fruit fly length: ~2-3 mm, width: ~1 mm. Mark Zuckerberg's face surface area is roughly 300-600 cm² (avg human face). Pore density varies, but ~250 pores/cm² is a rough estimate. That gives us: Face area: 300-600 cm² Pores: 75,000-150,000 pores Fruit fly size: ~1 mm diameter Theoretical max: ~75,000-150,000 fruit flies if packed perfectly, assuming pores are the limiting factor. More realistically: ~10,000-50,000 flies considering spacing and anatomy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The guy was stubborn, I was panicked and out of breath, I didn't double-check and have no proof maybe it was 8:01 but pretty sure church guy broke the law and denied me my vote
Did you know...? As long as you're in line by 8 p.m., you can vote, even if you do not reach the front of the line until after 8 p.m.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Fuck you 🖕🏻 I am proudly #Autistic
Bluesky reporting dialogue. I reported Scientific American's post accusing Autistic neurology of being caused by COVID. In the report I wrote, Pseudoscience stigmatizing the Disabled.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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666 the number of the beast 🥳 How do I call him?
Robert The Brave, 7666 followers. The 666 is underlined and devil horns and a tail are playfully drawn above the name.
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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From: www.instagram.com/p/DQkYitSDySu/
thehumanityarchive HUMANITY ARCHIVE Last week, Vice President JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd that when settlers arrived in the New World, they found "widespread child sacrifice" among Native Americans. Christian civilization, he said, ended the practice. Yesterday marked the beginning of Native American Heritage Month. Archaeologists who specialize in North American history call Vance's claim grossly inaccurate. Some Mesoamerican cultures practiced ritual sacrifice. But widespread child sacrifice across the New World, particularly among tribes where English colonists settled, is not what the evidence shows. November 02, 2025
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Cats will save us from the alpaca lips, I hope! Happy Hollow Weenie 🎃
It's the alpaca lips! Run for the hills! Close up photo of an alpaca face
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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🙋🏻 I've said many foolish and worrisome things in my very othered naive Autistic life. Slowly I've learned. I know patriarchy, ableism, and trauma can make it feel impossible or pointless to speak up. I'm always working on myself. Apologies to anyone I've ever made uncomfortable, especially women.
If i'm disrespecting your boundaries, let me know. If I talk to you and i'm unintentionally draining you, let me know. If there was something I said that you didn't like, let me know! Don't be afraid to speak up for yourself when you talk to me.
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is insane 🫂 I hate the #patriarchy

#Women #Men #MentalHealth
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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PROOF #Autism is not a "disorder"! 🥳 #Genetics

From www.instagram.com/reel/DPxGHGT...
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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My chicken nugget pizza! 😋🍕
My homemade chicken nugget pizza. Golden brown crust. A few spinach leafs. Mozzarella. Pesto sauce. A squirt of ranch dressing on top.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Frog costume activist wallpaper on phone. They are dressed as the statue of Liberty and it says Statue Of Ribitty
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM