Robert Delilah
@robertdelilah.bsky.social
Writer & Comedian. Perpetually working things out. I block on vibes alone.
Shutdown or no, something tells me they will still refuse to fund SNAP.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Shutdown or no, something tells me they will still refuse to fund SNAP.
You are a fucking idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You are a fucking idiot.
Or, y'know, they'll just not vote.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Or, y'know, they'll just not vote.
Sure. That, or we're actually learning the rules of the game.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sure. That, or we're actually learning the rules of the game.
I really can't have hope for this country anymore and we live in a world where immigration is 10X harder than it was even twenty years ago. What do any of us do??
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I really can't have hope for this country anymore and we live in a world where immigration is 10X harder than it was even twenty years ago. What do any of us do??
You're the fucking Senate minority leader. If anyone votes 'yes' it's on you, even if you vote 'no'. I'm not asking you to fist-fight Fetterman but you need to take responsibility.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You're the fucking Senate minority leader. If anyone votes 'yes' it's on you, even if you vote 'no'. I'm not asking you to fist-fight Fetterman but you need to take responsibility.
All so flights arrive on time for Thanksgiving to shield Trump from political consequences.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
All so flights arrive on time for Thanksgiving to shield Trump from political consequences.
They aren't up for another 3-5 years. Do you honestly think anyone will remember? We can't rely on regular elections anymore.
Pull them all out. Root and stem.
Pull them all out. Root and stem.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They aren't up for another 3-5 years. Do you honestly think anyone will remember? We can't rely on regular elections anymore.
Pull them all out. Root and stem.
Pull them all out. Root and stem.
I would appreciate a little creativity to stop this. Just voting 'no' on something that you would have anyway doesn't actually do that much, y'know? You aren't just a thumb that only points up and down.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I would appreciate a little creativity to stop this. Just voting 'no' on something that you would have anyway doesn't actually do that much, y'know? You aren't just a thumb that only points up and down.
I was fucking right.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I was fucking right.
This is the most bloodlust I've seen on this app, period.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is the most bloodlust I've seen on this app, period.
Inventing fake diseases to justify racism is some crazy stupid/evil shit.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Inventing fake diseases to justify racism is some crazy stupid/evil shit.
If it'll be anything like university dorms I really really hope there will be a free STI clinic nearby...
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If it'll be anything like university dorms I really really hope there will be a free STI clinic nearby...
I guess? I'm just skeptical that anyone who might care will remember this when we're a full year out from the midterms.
I don't hate it, but I'm dubious.
I don't hate it, but I'm dubious.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I guess? I'm just skeptical that anyone who might care will remember this when we're a full year out from the midterms.
I don't hate it, but I'm dubious.
I don't hate it, but I'm dubious.
For what?
The vast majority of Americans don't know who Chuck Schumer even IS!
How the hell are they supposed to retain the fact that Republicans were unwilling to negotiate on a meager compromise over ACA credits, a full YEAR out from the midterms??
The vast majority of Americans don't know who Chuck Schumer even IS!
How the hell are they supposed to retain the fact that Republicans were unwilling to negotiate on a meager compromise over ACA credits, a full YEAR out from the midterms??
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
For what?
The vast majority of Americans don't know who Chuck Schumer even IS!
How the hell are they supposed to retain the fact that Republicans were unwilling to negotiate on a meager compromise over ACA credits, a full YEAR out from the midterms??
The vast majority of Americans don't know who Chuck Schumer even IS!
How the hell are they supposed to retain the fact that Republicans were unwilling to negotiate on a meager compromise over ACA credits, a full YEAR out from the midterms??
Thomas Jefferson was 33 when he signed the Declaration of Independence which, in case people forget, he wrote!
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thomas Jefferson was 33 when he signed the Declaration of Independence which, in case people forget, he wrote!
One of my favorite levels from Ripto's Rage; that and the one with the Satyrs and the big stone guys
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One of my favorite levels from Ripto's Rage; that and the one with the Satyrs and the big stone guys
I know that this pic is extremely on the nose. But I just wanted to also point out that it looks like the Diet Coke button is back.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know that this pic is extremely on the nose. But I just wanted to also point out that it looks like the Diet Coke button is back.
I don't know whether they look like a murderer from Columbo, or a victim.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don't know whether they look like a murderer from Columbo, or a victim.
One of the biggest advantages in politics is being able to see through evil people.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
One of the biggest advantages in politics is being able to see through evil people.
It's among the same rules that Trump has consistently ignored to no political consequence so I wouldn't put too much stock in it. Mamdani could run, he would just need a fairly bullet-proof coalition.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It's among the same rules that Trump has consistently ignored to no political consequence so I wouldn't put too much stock in it. Mamdani could run, he would just need a fairly bullet-proof coalition.
"There's just no room for nuance here." Yeah, it's social media.
Go write an essay if you want nuance. We're here to hate on the Dodgers and complain about how long it takes our co-workers to email us back; if we can do that without Nazis coming in to tell us our business then all the better.
Go write an essay if you want nuance. We're here to hate on the Dodgers and complain about how long it takes our co-workers to email us back; if we can do that without Nazis coming in to tell us our business then all the better.
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"There's just no room for nuance here." Yeah, it's social media.
Go write an essay if you want nuance. We're here to hate on the Dodgers and complain about how long it takes our co-workers to email us back; if we can do that without Nazis coming in to tell us our business then all the better.
Go write an essay if you want nuance. We're here to hate on the Dodgers and complain about how long it takes our co-workers to email us back; if we can do that without Nazis coming in to tell us our business then all the better.