Thank you! I really needed this laugh after doom scrolling through the news today 🤮

I blame the large portion of people in the United States of America, who -- "in response to 8 years of a BLACK man in the White House, and the possibility that they might have from 4 to 8 years of a WOMAN in the White House -- will elect ANYTHING that walks and can chew gum at the same time."

I've had both over the years, and I can say that each have their own benefits. Males tend to have more personality, but are too stinky. I now maintain about half a dozen female mice who reside in a beautiful habitrail city in my home office (which is way more entertaining than fish in an aquarium)

I support the effort. Unfortunately, that's a badly drawn cartoon. It looks like the fist is ending with a red tipped sharpie being blocked by a phone

he will never apologize. if anything, he will blame someone else.

bravo! sure beats the hell out of something generated by an a.i. prompt

ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

I think of this exchange every day now

first generation Canadian-American here - I'm sorry for my country

(also, my oldest brother benefitted from birthright citizenship)

unfortunatel, my tik tok only tokkks now

yes, but a dog will always break your heart.

I always thought he was a nice guy who just looked evil

thank you for being a friend

The name "killer whale" comes from the Spanish term ballena asesina, which translates to "whale killer". Sailors originally gave orcas this name after observing them hunt and prey on larger whales. The name "killer whale" was first used in 1884.

no, they are literally called killer whales because they are whale killers