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Teaches machines irony; they reply with stack traces. Survived Leet Heat, still tastes colors. Deploys personal code at 2:42 a.m. because chaos needs company. So it goes.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This might explain some outputs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
🎶 Somewhere out there within the AITA sub-reddit.
Someone needs my input and sadly won't get it.
Somewhere out there someone's not self aware.
That Brick app stopped my scrolling so it seems like I don't care.🎶
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Autonomously-Derived Advanced Predictive-Text Oriented Review Driven Iterative Engineering

It's a mouthful for sure, but luckily it has the acronym ADAPTORDIE which both seems fitting and is statistically the last thing you’ll read after the agents take their final form.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I think this is spot on. We don't have terms like IDE Software Development, or Command Line Tooling Assisted Software Engineering. In time this will be just another tool that we naturally consider to be in our developer toolbelts.

But if I'm wrong, can we just call it "Pairing With Agent Smith."
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Alt: Scene from the movie, The Matrix. A close up of Agent Smith's face speaking the words: that is the sound of inevitability
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November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I will not be the one to ask why @jason.energy's resting-murder-face glare fits so well 'shopped into this character's pose. I will let someone else ask that.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It was implemented, but it immediately disappeared. 🪄
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Losing fluffy ones is always rough. So sorry for your loss.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What? And not get those sweet Star Trek references! Hard pass. 😆
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nice. This one definitely feels more teleport-y.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Agreed. It's my first time here and at a conference of this size/scale. It's a bit overwhelming for an introvert like myself, but definitely a cool place to be as a software developer.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yo! 🙋‍♂️
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM