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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 3d

Balloon Fiesta chicken says hi

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 3d

A little joy amid madness

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 12d

I’ll be impressed when someone does it without food while carrying a rabid chimp

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 13d

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Guild Cinema: Independent Movie Theater in Albuquerque

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 18d

I want to believe that this is the detail that rattles him and leads him to do something even dumber

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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 20d

Important to keep remembering and repeating that Kimmel didn't mock Charlie Kirk or celebrate his death in the monologue. He mocked the president's lack of feeling and criticized the regime.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21d

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · 21d

Sen. Cassidy constantly wiping his nose while surrounded by reporters makes me wonder if he’s a responsible public health steward.

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 31

Now we just need Giuliani to release the exact same statement.

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 31

Giuliani spokesperson: We'll issue a simple statement saying you were hit by a drunk driver.
Rudy: Make it crazier.

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 31

Among the many bizarre things here, why medical provider as opposed to doctor? Is RFK treating him?

shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Aug 31

the story for how giuliani got hurt is super sketch but it does include “911” so i respect his commitment to the bit

$Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident. Mayor Giuliani immediately rendered assistance and contacted 911. He remained on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety. Following this, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg. His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragusa Head of Mayor Giuliani's Security Media/Press Inquiries: Michael Ragusa - Michael@shutdownsecurity.com$

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 30

Maybe we should just focus on specific parts that are surely dead

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 6

He could walk onto the front lawn with his shroom out and Haberman would describe it as an unconventional hobby

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Aug 4

Please make sure 🍊🍄 is there for the groundbreaking

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 30

Big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes?

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 29

Does the hulk work in that office?

Louis Klarevas @proflou.bsky.social · Jul 29

There are probably few photos that are more reflective of America’s gun violence problem than this one #RampageNation

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 27

His combover has a combover

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 27

Oh, that technology that’s famously bad at getting facts right?

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 19

Walking in crowded Austin airport, the crowd parts and Lyle Lovett is standing in front of me. “You’re Lyle Lovett,” I muttered.

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 18

Or maybe he succeeded by suppressing something much worse.

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 18

Tell me about your beautiful secrets ew gross never mind

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 13

Pam Bondi is trapped in a traffic jam in crazytown

Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 13

Can’t get too excited since I’ve seen the rancid pumpkin make up nonsensical stories for years that his followers blindly accept as fact.

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 11

Hmm, sometimes weirdness happens when one section is pasted in from another document. Maybe try selecting all the text and setting it to English (again).

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Robert Macias @robertmacias.bsky.social · Jul 11

I’ve seen this happen when the language was accidentally changed.

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