Roberto Shenanigans
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This BEAUTIFUL pass literally bounces right off of Jerry Jeudy's chest and the defensive back caught the ricochet. Should have been a touchdown. I hate Jerry Jeudy with every fiber of my being.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This BEAUTIFUL pass literally bounces right off of Jerry Jeudy's chest and the defensive back caught the ricochet. Should have been a touchdown. I hate Jerry Jeudy with every fiber of my being.
This is a new one. Allison Willliams reports that the Browns removed Shedeur's play-calling wristband after the 1st quarter and they made changes to it. It sounds like Shedeur was wearing the wrong wristband? Never have I ever seen this happen.
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is a new one. Allison Willliams reports that the Browns removed Shedeur's play-calling wristband after the 1st quarter and they made changes to it. It sounds like Shedeur was wearing the wrong wristband? Never have I ever seen this happen.
Here's the Browns first 2 drives: 16 yards, 3 penalties, 2 punts:
DRIVE 1
1) Penalty: False start
2) 1-yard run
3) Penalty: 12 men in the huddle
4) 2-yard run
5) 5-yard run
6) Punt
DRIVE 2
1) Penalty: Delay of game
2) Incompletion
3) 5-yard pass
4) 9-yard run
5) Punt
DRIVE 1
1) Penalty: False start
2) 1-yard run
3) Penalty: 12 men in the huddle
4) 2-yard run
5) 5-yard run
6) Punt
DRIVE 2
1) Penalty: Delay of game
2) Incompletion
3) 5-yard pass
4) 9-yard run
5) Punt
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Here's the Browns first 2 drives: 16 yards, 3 penalties, 2 punts:
DRIVE 1
1) Penalty: False start
2) 1-yard run
3) Penalty: 12 men in the huddle
4) 2-yard run
5) 5-yard run
6) Punt
DRIVE 2
1) Penalty: Delay of game
2) Incompletion
3) 5-yard pass
4) 9-yard run
5) Punt
DRIVE 1
1) Penalty: False start
2) 1-yard run
3) Penalty: 12 men in the huddle
4) 2-yard run
5) 5-yard run
6) Punt
DRIVE 2
1) Penalty: Delay of game
2) Incompletion
3) 5-yard pass
4) 9-yard run
5) Punt
Ohio Republicans passed a bill to display the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms.
Hot take: If you want your kid to learn the Ten Commandments -- fantastic -- take them to Sunday school.
Hot take: If you want your kid to learn the Ten Commandments -- fantastic -- take them to Sunday school.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ohio Republicans passed a bill to display the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms.
Hot take: If you want your kid to learn the Ten Commandments -- fantastic -- take them to Sunday school.
Hot take: If you want your kid to learn the Ten Commandments -- fantastic -- take them to Sunday school.
"felching" 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"felching" 😂
Currently listening to...
Rhett Miller (Old 97s)
“Won’t Be Home”
March 16, 2019
Soda Bar / San Diego, CA
Rhett Miller (Old 97s)
“Won’t Be Home”
March 16, 2019
Soda Bar / San Diego, CA
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Currently listening to...
Rhett Miller (Old 97s)
“Won’t Be Home”
March 16, 2019
Soda Bar / San Diego, CA
Rhett Miller (Old 97s)
“Won’t Be Home”
March 16, 2019
Soda Bar / San Diego, CA
Let's go Bucs!
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Let's go Bucs!
Just heard @ashleybastock42.bsky.social say the Browns signed Mo Hurst the the practice squad. I love this news. His only problem was health. When Mo is on the field, he is a f*cking animal.
As an obvious replacement for Maliek Collins, this also signals that Mike Hall is still booty cheeks.
As an obvious replacement for Maliek Collins, this also signals that Mike Hall is still booty cheeks.
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just heard @ashleybastock42.bsky.social say the Browns signed Mo Hurst the the practice squad. I love this news. His only problem was health. When Mo is on the field, he is a f*cking animal.
As an obvious replacement for Maliek Collins, this also signals that Mike Hall is still booty cheeks.
As an obvious replacement for Maliek Collins, this also signals that Mike Hall is still booty cheeks.
I've never seen a player so pissed off when asked to recount his touchdown & celebration before. If you put it on mute, it looks like he's talking about euthanizing his childhood dog.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I've never seen a player so pissed off when asked to recount his touchdown & celebration before. If you put it on mute, it looks like he's talking about euthanizing his childhood dog.
This administration is going to completely destroy this country's tourism industry
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This administration is going to completely destroy this country's tourism industry
- "Ok, you got it?"
- "Yes, I am to report this is a Browns Super Bowl window."
- "No, no! It's our SECOND Super Bowl window!"
- "Got it, I will report it's the Browns SECOND Super Bowl window. Thanks Uncle Jimmy. Give my best to sweet, sweet Dee."
- "Yes, I am to report this is a Browns Super Bowl window."
- "No, no! It's our SECOND Super Bowl window!"
- "Got it, I will report it's the Browns SECOND Super Bowl window. Thanks Uncle Jimmy. Give my best to sweet, sweet Dee."
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
- "Ok, you got it?"
- "Yes, I am to report this is a Browns Super Bowl window."
- "No, no! It's our SECOND Super Bowl window!"
- "Got it, I will report it's the Browns SECOND Super Bowl window. Thanks Uncle Jimmy. Give my best to sweet, sweet Dee."
- "Yes, I am to report this is a Browns Super Bowl window."
- "No, no! It's our SECOND Super Bowl window!"
- "Got it, I will report it's the Browns SECOND Super Bowl window. Thanks Uncle Jimmy. Give my best to sweet, sweet Dee."
Mom, she's doing it again...
I don't know who's coaching Mary Kay to keep doubling down on the Browns being in their second "Super Bowl window," but it's embarrassing. They're 3-24 since 2023 and Watson still has $131 million in remaining cap hit on the books. "Window" my ass.
I don't know who's coaching Mary Kay to keep doubling down on the Browns being in their second "Super Bowl window," but it's embarrassing. They're 3-24 since 2023 and Watson still has $131 million in remaining cap hit on the books. "Window" my ass.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Mom, she's doing it again...
I don't know who's coaching Mary Kay to keep doubling down on the Browns being in their second "Super Bowl window," but it's embarrassing. They're 3-24 since 2023 and Watson still has $131 million in remaining cap hit on the books. "Window" my ass.
I don't know who's coaching Mary Kay to keep doubling down on the Browns being in their second "Super Bowl window," but it's embarrassing. They're 3-24 since 2023 and Watson still has $131 million in remaining cap hit on the books. "Window" my ass.
Albert Breer reported that Kevin Stefanski likely wants out of Cleveland.
Dude is 6-24 (.250) over the last 2 years and thinks he deserves better 😂
Oh and I'm also now convinced that Stefanski is Breer's source inside Berea. Tell me I'm wrong.
Dude is 6-24 (.250) over the last 2 years and thinks he deserves better 😂
Oh and I'm also now convinced that Stefanski is Breer's source inside Berea. Tell me I'm wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Albert Breer reported that Kevin Stefanski likely wants out of Cleveland.
Dude is 6-24 (.250) over the last 2 years and thinks he deserves better 😂
Oh and I'm also now convinced that Stefanski is Breer's source inside Berea. Tell me I'm wrong.
Dude is 6-24 (.250) over the last 2 years and thinks he deserves better 😂
Oh and I'm also now convinced that Stefanski is Breer's source inside Berea. Tell me I'm wrong.
I'm watching the Puff Daddy documentary on Netflix 'Sean Combs: The Reckoning' and these stories are wild. This one is way to close to Charlie Murphy's story about Rick James from the Chappelle Show and I'm dying 😂💀#PuffDaddy
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm watching the Puff Daddy documentary on Netflix 'Sean Combs: The Reckoning' and these stories are wild. This one is way to close to Charlie Murphy's story about Rick James from the Chappelle Show and I'm dying 😂💀#PuffDaddy
Tense back-and-forth between Grossi and Stefanski. I don't think they'll be exchanging Christmas cards this year 😂
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Tense back-and-forth between Grossi and Stefanski. I don't think they'll be exchanging Christmas cards this year 😂
Kenny Lofton is better than Jeff Kent and I will die on this hill. Kent had more power but that's it. Lofton had a higher batting average, higher OBP, more runs scored, more stolen bases, higher WAR... Oh and the big one: Lofton had 4 Gold Gloves, Kent had zero.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kenny Lofton is better than Jeff Kent and I will die on this hill. Kent had more power but that's it. Lofton had a higher batting average, higher OBP, more runs scored, more stolen bases, higher WAR... Oh and the big one: Lofton had 4 Gold Gloves, Kent had zero.
In 2018 the Browns were 2-5-1 (.250) with Hue Jackson when he was fired. Gregg Williams took over as interim HC and they went 5-3 (.625). Haslam then fired Williams and replaced him with Freddie Kitchens (.353). It's almost like they should've kept Coach Gregg.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
In 2018 the Browns were 2-5-1 (.250) with Hue Jackson when he was fired. Gregg Williams took over as interim HC and they went 5-3 (.625). Haslam then fired Williams and replaced him with Freddie Kitchens (.353). It's almost like they should've kept Coach Gregg.
Cleveland Browns coaching staff in 2026
Who says No?
Who says No?
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Cleveland Browns coaching staff in 2026
Who says No?
Who says No?
Another great game for the Browns special teams:
1. Allowed a 47-yard return on the opening kickoff
2. Had a 39-yard punt to Cleveland's own 46
3. Muffed punt by Lavardain
4. False start while punting
5. Allowed a blocked punt
1. Allowed a 47-yard return on the opening kickoff
2. Had a 39-yard punt to Cleveland's own 46
3. Muffed punt by Lavardain
4. False start while punting
5. Allowed a blocked punt
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Another great game for the Browns special teams:
1. Allowed a 47-yard return on the opening kickoff
2. Had a 39-yard punt to Cleveland's own 46
3. Muffed punt by Lavardain
4. False start while punting
5. Allowed a blocked punt
1. Allowed a 47-yard return on the opening kickoff
2. Had a 39-yard punt to Cleveland's own 46
3. Muffed punt by Lavardain
4. False start while punting
5. Allowed a blocked punt
The Browns are not serious people. Fire everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Browns are not serious people. Fire everyone.
That's now 2 games in a row that were essentially lost on a wildcat play where there was a problem with the exchange. Kevin Stefanski, 2-time Coach of the Year, always outsmarting the opponent.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That's now 2 games in a row that were essentially lost on a wildcat play where there was a problem with the exchange. Kevin Stefanski, 2-time Coach of the Year, always outsmarting the opponent.
Outstanding throw here by Shedeur. He sees the rush coming up the middle and he knows he's going to get crushed. But he still stands in there and delivers an absolute dime to Harrold Fannin vs man-to-man coverage.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Outstanding throw here by Shedeur. He sees the rush coming up the middle and he knows he's going to get crushed. But he still stands in there and delivers an absolute dime to Harrold Fannin vs man-to-man coverage.
Daryl Ruiter just suggested Wyatt Teller is being benched for performance today rather than being inactive due to injury
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Daryl Ruiter just suggested Wyatt Teller is being benched for performance today rather than being inactive due to injury