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Robert Ramsay
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Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food.
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
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While not a master of intellect, the blatantly obvious WE often take for granted never escape HIS keen eye! (Flaming Carrot points to a horse and says "horse.")
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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The cover of The Court of The Crimson King
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Fine pair of shoulders!
Windsor Davies as Sgt. Major Williams from "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum!"
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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By the Lord Harry, he's got his handbag clutched as high as possible!
Vic and Bob clutch their handbags
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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I've always found it difficult to focus whilst watching La Cage Aux Folles because one of the main characters is called Albert, pronounced "Owlbear"
A D&D Owlbear
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Our cat is the same except she will use the cat basket for like two weeks a year.
Ripley in a rare cat basket moment
January 14, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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The Tiger by Nael, age 6 From 'They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket' The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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No new pictures where are you mentally
HUMUNGULOUS SEES MANY THINGS! USUALLY, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THEM.
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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Eric Morecambe enjoys a joke
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Reductio ad absurdum in the house.
Not satisfied with protecting children from bad media influences, parents install chips in their kids' heads which block out violence and sex in real life. Cut off from much of human experience, and entire generation grows up to be moral infants. You cannot imagine what kind of creatures *their* children will be like.
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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Trump stares out of the Oval Office Window I hear you're a racist now Donald
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Hear, hear.
Terry Wogan invites you to play Blockety Block
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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I remember having to fly from bed to put my clothes on with ice on the inside of the windows.
People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence - Karl Lagerfeld
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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Upgrade it from the one that gave one poor woman called Carol a psychotic break, with an advert...?
Advert for 'Pluribus' on a Samsung fridge. It says "We're sorry we upset you, Carol"
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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This is the one that made me laugh the most...
Bill Gates: Let's make more vaccines "Nooooo you will put microchips in our bodies and track us" Elon Musk: I will literally put a microchip in your brain "Lmao nice"
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I've read this comic!
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I don't think so.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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"Vote for me or I'll shoot your arms off."
That lunatic Kemi Badenoch points a gun at a hapless soldier for a fucking press shot.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Sorry, I was riffing on 'The Desrick on Yandro' by Manley Wade Wellman :-)
"So this stranger man's name is Mr. Yandro. Funny, you coming just now. You're looking for the desrick on Yandro, it's still right where it's been," and she pointed with her pipe stem off into the empty dark across the valley and up. Inside, she gave us two chairs bottomed with juniper bark and sat on a stool next to the shelf with herbs in pots, and one or two old paper books. The Long Lost Friend and Egyptian Secrets, and Big Albert the one they say can't be thrown away or given away, only got rid of by burying with a funeral prayer, Hke a human corpse.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Ellis Rosen's cartoon in this week's New Yorker
Tech guy: "Philip K. Dick. Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors."
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Britney Spears...
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM