Robert R Best
@robertrbest.bsky.social
Horror Author, Star Wars nut, Skyrim modding obsessive. Sometimes I poop. I also undermine myself by including dumb things in my bio.
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I miss web rings.
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I miss web rings.
I want women who push back. I hate mousey dipshits
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I want women who push back. I hate mousey dipshits
They want you to be Jesus
They'll go down on one knee.
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at 33
They'll go down on one knee.
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at 33
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They want you to be Jesus
They'll go down on one knee.
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at 33
They'll go down on one knee.
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at 33
One thing I love about the Wachowskis Speed Racer movie is that, because it's the Wachowskis, it stops dead so The villain can pontificate about corruption in the racing industry. Chefs kiss dot jpeg.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
One thing I love about the Wachowskis Speed Racer movie is that, because it's the Wachowskis, it stops dead so The villain can pontificate about corruption in the racing industry. Chefs kiss dot jpeg.
OMG you guys, do NOT do the Bloody Mary mirror thing in a Baby Gap. She FREAKS out when she shows up.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
OMG you guys, do NOT do the Bloody Mary mirror thing in a Baby Gap. She FREAKS out when she shows up.
youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
This is the guy to watch if you want to see top quality games. youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
This is the guy to watch if you want to see top quality games. youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
GERMAN SIMULATOR SLOP from Steam
YouTube video by qzeqLIVE
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
This is the guy to watch if you want to see top quality games. youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
This is the guy to watch if you want to see top quality games. youtu.be/5mbB_ynf78U?...
I wasn't sure about a Jimmy Olsen series but learning that it's a "true crime" mockumentary show sounds pretty cool
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I wasn't sure about a Jimmy Olsen series but learning that it's a "true crime" mockumentary show sounds pretty cool
Why does no one get that the finishing move for Superman against Engineer and Ultraman is to fall? That he can handle falling where they can't. Jesus fuck it may as well be painted in neon
October 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why does no one get that the finishing move for Superman against Engineer and Ultraman is to fall? That he can handle falling where they can't. Jesus fuck it may as well be painted in neon
Check out this cow trying to E.T. away from being beef jerky.
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Check out this cow trying to E.T. away from being beef jerky.
Glenn Howerton deserves an Emmy for this moment in the most recent season of Always Sunny (!). Dennis has worked his face and presentation to this point for you. Just like him. He is palatable and good.
He NEEDS this of you.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJn3...
He NEEDS this of you.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJn3...
Dennis Appeals to the Focus Group (Dennis' Monologue) - Scene | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
YouTube video by FX Networks
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September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Glenn Howerton deserves an Emmy for this moment in the most recent season of Always Sunny (!). Dennis has worked his face and presentation to this point for you. Just like him. He is palatable and good.
He NEEDS this of you.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJn3...
He NEEDS this of you.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJn3...
The guy directing season 2 of Peacemaker has a more, I don't know, relaxed style than Gunn. I think it fits the more character-study vibe of this year so far.
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The guy directing season 2 of Peacemaker has a more, I don't know, relaxed style than Gunn. I think it fits the more character-study vibe of this year so far.
So, Peacemaker season 2 episode 1 is awesome. I assumed the parallel universe thing was going to explain canon tweaks, but apparently not. Unless it will later. I expect mind-fuckery from @jamesgunn.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So, Peacemaker season 2 episode 1 is awesome. I assumed the parallel universe thing was going to explain canon tweaks, but apparently not. Unless it will later. I expect mind-fuckery from @jamesgunn.bsky.social
The sub-genre of Dark Lo-Fi is under appreciated. So appreciate it right now or I will come to your house and stare at you from across the street.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67k...
Dated - Broken Lampshade [Dark Lofi Hip Hop]
YouTube video by Ill-Advised Records
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August 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The sub-genre of Dark Lo-Fi is under appreciated. So appreciate it right now or I will come to your house and stare at you from across the street.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67k...
This guy makes me want to play games like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=hEJk...
youtube.com/watch?v=hEJk...
I Made a Water Park with a 0% Survival Rate - Planet Coaster 2
YouTube video by Let's Game It Out
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July 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This guy makes me want to play games like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=hEJk...
youtube.com/watch?v=hEJk...
Hot take:
The first season of Red Dwarf was the best and you can take that to the bank, and be turned away because hot takes aren't money.
The first season of Red Dwarf was the best and you can take that to the bank, and be turned away because hot takes aren't money.
July 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hot take:
The first season of Red Dwarf was the best and you can take that to the bank, and be turned away because hot takes aren't money.
The first season of Red Dwarf was the best and you can take that to the bank, and be turned away because hot takes aren't money.
These women are freaking me out a little.
July 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
These women are freaking me out a little.
The Negative Zone
YouTube video by Zombina and the Skeletones - Topic
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July 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Also, laughy face guys with your like 4 takes you keep repeating, no one cares. People like it or even love it.
It's a hit. The studio is happy. It exceeded their expectations. This is the DCU going forward. Seethe all you want. No one cares.
Pic related.
#superman
It's a hit. The studio is happy. It exceeded their expectations. This is the DCU going forward. Seethe all you want. No one cares.
Pic related.
#superman
July 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Also, laughy face guys with your like 4 takes you keep repeating, no one cares. People like it or even love it.
It's a hit. The studio is happy. It exceeded their expectations. This is the DCU going forward. Seethe all you want. No one cares.
Pic related.
#superman
It's a hit. The studio is happy. It exceeded their expectations. This is the DCU going forward. Seethe all you want. No one cares.
Pic related.
#superman
Are we all just sitting exhausted and alone in our little boxes imagining we are the only ones? And if so, what is happening?
July 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Are we all just sitting exhausted and alone in our little boxes imagining we are the only ones? And if so, what is happening?
In hindsight, Anne Heche was treated abominably by the media, but she was a .... complicated woman. I'm just saying, I can see her posting from beyond the veil just to say "you know what, fuck K. D. Lang."
July 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In hindsight, Anne Heche was treated abominably by the media, but she was a .... complicated woman. I'm just saying, I can see her posting from beyond the veil just to say "you know what, fuck K. D. Lang."
Me, after drastically misunderstanding a phrase and raiding a morgue: "Who wants these hands?"
July 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me, after drastically misunderstanding a phrase and raiding a morgue: "Who wants these hands?"
there's no way the Buffy reboot isn't awful. The original is way too tied to a particular time and landscape.
Its greatness comes from a meta post-modern understanding of the pop culture landscape of the time. How do you capture that again?
Its greatness comes from a meta post-modern understanding of the pop culture landscape of the time. How do you capture that again?
June 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
there's no way the Buffy reboot isn't awful. The original is way too tied to a particular time and landscape.
Its greatness comes from a meta post-modern understanding of the pop culture landscape of the time. How do you capture that again?
Its greatness comes from a meta post-modern understanding of the pop culture landscape of the time. How do you capture that again?
Pete Hegseth is outside, digging up lawns for uranium. Now he's kicking his own car. And he just drove into a tree. Wtf?
No, no, Mr Hegseth, that's a small child, not uranium. That's their bike. Stop trying to scan the bike.
No, no, Mr Hegseth, that's a small child, not uranium. That's their bike. Stop trying to scan the bike.
June 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Pete Hegseth is outside, digging up lawns for uranium. Now he's kicking his own car. And he just drove into a tree. Wtf?
No, no, Mr Hegseth, that's a small child, not uranium. That's their bike. Stop trying to scan the bike.
No, no, Mr Hegseth, that's a small child, not uranium. That's their bike. Stop trying to scan the bike.
Caddy has become the Jenny Nicholson or HBomberguy of retro games. A four hour video once or twice a year but worth it.
youtu.be/iQMDNlo3sTA
youtu.be/iQMDNlo3sTA
The Ridiculous World of PS1 Cheats - Caddicarus
YouTube video by Caddicarus
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Caddy has become the Jenny Nicholson or HBomberguy of retro games. A four hour video once or twice a year but worth it.
youtu.be/iQMDNlo3sTA
youtu.be/iQMDNlo3sTA
You fucking idiots haven't even hailed my sister for beating cancer for two years. Fuck.
June 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You fucking idiots haven't even hailed my sister for beating cancer for two years. Fuck.