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Robert Schechter
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Children's Poet. Author of THE RED EAR BLOWS ITS NOSE: Poems for Children and Others (Word Galaxy 2023). Starred reviews in Kirkus Reviews, Booklist, and School Library Journal. Common Sense Media Selection. Bank Street Selection.















If you're too much of a coward to do your job, then quit.
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thanks, Stefan. I had completely forgotten that poem, and I still barely remember writing it. Glad you liked it!
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Rolling Stone story is from January, so there's no reason to think it will suddenly provoke a response from Taylor Swift today, eight months later.
August 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
You are aware, are you not, that for the first 144 years of our country women did not have the right to vote? And even when it happened, opponents of the 19th Amendment still existed and questioned its wisdom. So sadly we do have a history and tradition of questioning that right.
August 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Which is the most dangerous to encounter in the woods? A man, a bear, or RFKJr with a bear?
August 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM

I love them, I really do, but I wish they had written "like cole and ME" and "with Dough and ME"!
July 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Of course. But that doesn't change the fact that the debate turned Biden into a candidate who is almost certain to lose to Trump. Biden saved us from Trump once by running, but now he has to save us again by withdrawing. It doesn't matter if it's fair. We have to keep Trump from the White House.
July 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Not really. I watched all 90 minutes of Biden, whom I love, but I was in pain the whole time. He didn't just make a few gaffes, but displayed a cognitive and physical decline for all 90 minutes, not just for a few moments that the press was taking out of context.
July 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Instead of "of all talents," couldn't he simply have written "talent"? That's three words where one would do.
June 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Why don't they stop him?
June 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
How divinely decadent of you!
June 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
It's only schadenfreude if you are happy when bad things happen to someone who hasn't harmed you and poses no threat to you. Since Trump is a danger and a threat, being happy at his setbacks is just common sense.
May 31, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Passive income is income that is generated after the work is done. It doesn't mean that you didn't work hard for it and actively earn it when you were doing the work. "Passive' doesn't mean that it's an unearned windfall or a product of mere luck. It's a term of art.
May 26, 2024 at 2:25 PM
But all "passive income" starts with something of value that you already own and which produces income without your having to do anything further. After all, royalties are paid even after you die, and you can't be much more passive than that!
May 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Tell me, what other ethnic groups that say they are facing discrimination do you mock for saying so? Do you go around telling women they are no worse treated than men? Do you tell Black people that racial discrimination is all in their heads? To deny antisemitism is to be antisemitic.
May 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM
No, he is absolutely right. He was totally unfit to be president even before the brain worm, so the brain worm changes nothing.
May 9, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I would, but I don't want to waste the electricity.
May 6, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I wonder how much electricity is used by social media? I bet social media posts criticizing and attacking AI put a strain on the grid as well.
May 5, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Please explain what you mean by "stolen images." Is there a difference between "training" on an image (something human artists routinely do when they study other artists and copy their art as classroom exercises) and actually copying an image that, on its face, infringes another copyright?
May 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Makes me nostalgic for the days when Republicans merely strapped their dogs to the roof of their car.
April 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
It's a great song, no? You can find it on YouTube. But my favorite version by far is by Johnny Cash. Not the least bit terrifying! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzO...
Wayfaring Stranger
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupWayfaring Stranger · Johnny CashUnearthed℗ 2000 American Recordings, LLC, under exclusive license to Universal Mu...
www.youtube.com
April 27, 2024 at 4:18 PM
What, he just walked off and abandoned the blimp?
April 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM