Christopher Roberts
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Christopher Roberts
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oh no… am i gonna lose again? 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i didn’t play today, but the groups that are “this thing but with an additional letter” drive me crazy. after all this time playing i still don’t think of them.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
peak nyt. good pitchbot.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“but they’re worth more if you sell them with the box,” he says, and promptly trades them in for new ones via padded envelopes without boxes…
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
39. same.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
convergent divine transcendence!
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i’m a christian raised by (apparently, sadly) christian nationalists, and i MUST have a lobster nativity!

(i’m convinced if you’re not laughing at your religion a good percentage of the time you’re doing it wrong).
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
with *gestures at everything* i’m surprised something this dumb and wonderful exists. i love it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sounded great!
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
but where’s the tip jar? 🤘😂
Concept: what if... I sung pretty little songs in exchange for silly little tips so Bluesky can buy me guitar lessons?
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
and what will come for those who committed fraud *because of a disability*
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the offense has just been asleep. i’m not against love by any stretch, but willis gave us more of a spark than i’ve seen most of this season. it’s frustrating, because the talent on this team is so much better than we’re seeing…
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ok, suspicions confirmed. ha! enjoy!
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
it looks like a thing i would never watch ever. why’s it worth it?
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i had no idea that project existed, thanks. light viewing for me tonight, so it was wonderful to see more of the activity!
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
it means the dodgers won because we can’t have nice things.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
if only they knew what to do with quarterbacks other than trade them away for a *super effective* defense and o line 🤷‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
never crossed their mind, unfortunately.
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
unfortunately, this does not apply in the post season. go blue jays 🇨🇦
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*the white house or what’s left of it
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s 2025, so they won’t. but at least we get to enjoy the possibility for a second 🤷‍♂️
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this is the series we should all get to enjoy, but it’s 2025 so instead we get wishing for the possibility of canada beating us at something.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
this is the lambeau leap and touchdowns in the nfl.
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM