Like a Viking Kiwami 2: Retconning the Retcons
@robewonkenobi91.bsky.social
He/Him. I tell dumb jokes on the interwebs. Big 40k fan and growing Ryo Ga Gotoku stan. Im what happens when you give a moron a thesaurus. I maybe make a tabletop game one day.
Pinned
Reasons why you should follow me:
1. It would be hysterical to have some random schmuck like me be the most followed account after some people spent thousands - millions even - on the bad place to attain the same thing.
2. I'd cry less.
1. It would be hysterical to have some random schmuck like me be the most followed account after some people spent thousands - millions even - on the bad place to attain the same thing.
2. I'd cry less.
Honey, do yourself a big favor and charge your accessories.
You can take that however you want, but you got shit that needs to be plugged into a USB-C, so do it now before you forget and then need that thing.
You can take that however you want, but you got shit that needs to be plugged into a USB-C, so do it now before you forget and then need that thing.
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Honey, do yourself a big favor and charge your accessories.
You can take that however you want, but you got shit that needs to be plugged into a USB-C, so do it now before you forget and then need that thing.
You can take that however you want, but you got shit that needs to be plugged into a USB-C, so do it now before you forget and then need that thing.
Not me staring at HOTAS set ups just so I can feel like an even bigger dork playing Mechwarrior.
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Not me staring at HOTAS set ups just so I can feel like an even bigger dork playing Mechwarrior.
Not me ordering Taco Bell at 11:02pm on a Sunday when I gotta be up at like six or seven or some shit.
Look, I spent a lot of time being responsible in life and it maybe you deserve to do an irresponsible sometimes.
Look, I spent a lot of time being responsible in life and it maybe you deserve to do an irresponsible sometimes.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Not me ordering Taco Bell at 11:02pm on a Sunday when I gotta be up at like six or seven or some shit.
Look, I spent a lot of time being responsible in life and it maybe you deserve to do an irresponsible sometimes.
Look, I spent a lot of time being responsible in life and it maybe you deserve to do an irresponsible sometimes.
Not pictured is the Graze base model.
I love the HGIBO line, but god damn they are flimsy.
I love the HGIBO line, but god damn they are flimsy.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Not pictured is the Graze base model.
I love the HGIBO line, but god damn they are flimsy.
I love the HGIBO line, but god damn they are flimsy.
I think
I think I’m gonna post dumber stuff (he has said this before). But this time, I’m gonna be honest with myself as to why.
Everything is bad. We did everything that was supposed to stop it and it’s still bad.
I lament it daily.
And sometimes, we need to disassociate a little.
I think I’m gonna post dumber stuff (he has said this before). But this time, I’m gonna be honest with myself as to why.
Everything is bad. We did everything that was supposed to stop it and it’s still bad.
I lament it daily.
And sometimes, we need to disassociate a little.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I think
I think I’m gonna post dumber stuff (he has said this before). But this time, I’m gonna be honest with myself as to why.
Everything is bad. We did everything that was supposed to stop it and it’s still bad.
I lament it daily.
And sometimes, we need to disassociate a little.
I think I’m gonna post dumber stuff (he has said this before). But this time, I’m gonna be honest with myself as to why.
Everything is bad. We did everything that was supposed to stop it and it’s still bad.
I lament it daily.
And sometimes, we need to disassociate a little.
Me: Nothing good happened today.
@bbnomula.bsky.social: Announces return to music
Me: One good thing happened today.
@bbnomula.bsky.social: Announces return to music
Me: One good thing happened today.
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Me: Nothing good happened today.
@bbnomula.bsky.social: Announces return to music
Me: One good thing happened today.
@bbnomula.bsky.social: Announces return to music
Me: One good thing happened today.
If left wing “domestic terrorism” was as violent as right wing “domestic terrorism,” there would be no signing bonus on the planet high enough for those murder hounds to join ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If left wing “domestic terrorism” was as violent as right wing “domestic terrorism,” there would be no signing bonus on the planet high enough for those murder hounds to join ICE.
I don’t “yes, and” so much as I “sure, why not,” and the difference is that I need a nap.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I don’t “yes, and” so much as I “sure, why not,” and the difference is that I need a nap.
Me months ago while playing Yakuza 0 as well as Kiwami 1 and 2.
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Me months ago while playing Yakuza 0 as well as Kiwami 1 and 2.
Gonna be real with y’all.
I exist. Therefore, I am an exister
I am having an existersential crisis lmao
I exist. Therefore, I am an exister
I am having an existersential crisis lmao
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Gonna be real with y’all.
I exist. Therefore, I am an exister
I am having an existersential crisis lmao
I exist. Therefore, I am an exister
I am having an existersential crisis lmao
You know what really cool, tough, sane people do? Put petty fucking plaques up under presidential portraits using 6th grade language to insult, denigrate, and defame them because they were democrats.
I swear, on top there being evil, they’re also fucking lame.
I swear, on top there being evil, they’re also fucking lame.
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You know what really cool, tough, sane people do? Put petty fucking plaques up under presidential portraits using 6th grade language to insult, denigrate, and defame them because they were democrats.
I swear, on top there being evil, they’re also fucking lame.
I swear, on top there being evil, they’re also fucking lame.
When he is gone, it will be the one time I allow myself to delight in the macabre.
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When he is gone, it will be the one time I allow myself to delight in the macabre.
The only “slam” I care about is when someone asks me what a baby sheep is called.
And I’m like “s’lam(b)”
And I’m like “s’lam(b)”
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The only “slam” I care about is when someone asks me what a baby sheep is called.
And I’m like “s’lam(b)”
And I’m like “s’lam(b)”
Accidentally washing a dollar in my pocket is the closest I have ever been to laundering money.
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Accidentally washing a dollar in my pocket is the closest I have ever been to laundering money.
Seals are what happens if you made horses into dogs and then said fuck it make em swim.
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Seals are what happens if you made horses into dogs and then said fuck it make em swim.
If cephalopods are so smart, how come they weren’t the first creatures to invent Baja Blast? Checkmate, atheists and/or theists.
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If cephalopods are so smart, how come they weren’t the first creatures to invent Baja Blast? Checkmate, atheists and/or theists.
League of Legends players will take this as a personal attack. And they should, because this is me personally attacking them.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
League of Legends players will take this as a personal attack. And they should, because this is me personally attacking them.
Do horses know they’re weird?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Do horses know they’re weird?
I don’t think we talk enough about Taco Bell creamy jalapeño sauce
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don’t think we talk enough about Taco Bell creamy jalapeño sauce
Unfortunately, the chips ahoy frappe doth slap.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Unfortunately, the chips ahoy frappe doth slap.
“3d printed chicken”
You know what, if they could actually do that and make it taste the same with the same texture and flavor the same nutritional value, I’d stop buying organic and start buying synthetic in a heartbeat.
You know what, if they could actually do that and make it taste the same with the same texture and flavor the same nutritional value, I’d stop buying organic and start buying synthetic in a heartbeat.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“3d printed chicken”
You know what, if they could actually do that and make it taste the same with the same texture and flavor the same nutritional value, I’d stop buying organic and start buying synthetic in a heartbeat.
You know what, if they could actually do that and make it taste the same with the same texture and flavor the same nutritional value, I’d stop buying organic and start buying synthetic in a heartbeat.
“When a girl says she only dates guys 6’ and over, that’s all fine, but when I do it it makes me-“
Hi. Have you ever made this joke? You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last. Come on down to the Used Joke Emporium across from the Washington Square Mall.
Hi. Have you ever made this joke? You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last. Come on down to the Used Joke Emporium across from the Washington Square Mall.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“When a girl says she only dates guys 6’ and over, that’s all fine, but when I do it it makes me-“
Hi. Have you ever made this joke? You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last. Come on down to the Used Joke Emporium across from the Washington Square Mall.
Hi. Have you ever made this joke? You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last. Come on down to the Used Joke Emporium across from the Washington Square Mall.
I've been getting videos of people trying to square off on food with that Indian comedian and like...how does anyone think that's gonna go? Bro, chicken tikka masala clears just about every dish on the planet for me. I would have that before I have Korean food.
AS A KOREAN-AMERICAN.
AS A KOREAN-AMERICAN.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I've been getting videos of people trying to square off on food with that Indian comedian and like...how does anyone think that's gonna go? Bro, chicken tikka masala clears just about every dish on the planet for me. I would have that before I have Korean food.
AS A KOREAN-AMERICAN.
AS A KOREAN-AMERICAN.
It is ingrained in my ethics to give people a chance to redeem themselves insofar as their efforts are genuine. The problem is that you don’t get to know if they were genuine until it’s too late to matter.
This is, of course, in reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is, of course, in reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It is ingrained in my ethics to give people a chance to redeem themselves insofar as their efforts are genuine. The problem is that you don’t get to know if they were genuine until it’s too late to matter.
This is, of course, in reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is, of course, in reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Hubba Bubba has the opportunity to do the funniest shit right now.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hubba Bubba has the opportunity to do the funniest shit right now.