The fact you haven’t told us which way you think the loo roll should hang tells us you know you’re wrong.

I’ve never watched any of them either, but I found Goodfellas very boring (I didn’t make it to the end), and this also pisses the right people off.

Very much sounds like it

Yeah! Almost as good as finding all the stuff you meant to throw away, as you hear the bin lorry arrive. And you even put the bins out.

They have no vision or plan because the only thing they believe in is that people like them (and specifically them) should be in charge.

Well done for clearing the lowest of bars after sixteen months of pressure.

Reform will win because Labour are legitimising them.

If the greens win, I’ll criticise them when they get things wrong.