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Rob Gilroy
@robgilroy.bsky.social
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I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm a child, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. Hobbies include cycling.

Make web series and funny things. Being the best me I can be, which is usually someone else.
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Somethings never change... #ad
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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And like that, the transformation was complete...
Me. Looking dapper (and slightly knackered) as a 1940s Private Eye.
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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In the Cotswolds performing a two-man play with the brilliant @katemccabe.bsky.social. What a lovely theatre this is!
The tiered seating at Cotswolds Playhouse View from the stage of the audience seating, with a table of props up front Shot from the wings showing the set Shot from the top of the audience stairs, looking down at the stage.
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Promotional image of Boris Johnson for his shit-eating autobiography. In which he looks very distinguished and not like an unkempt blimp that's been rolled in pubes.
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Saw this last night and can't stop thinking about it. An absolute joy.
Poster for the Inside No. 9 Stage/Fright tour
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The circle of life goes on...
Image of Michael La Vache MP with the caption 'Michael walked away from the world of politics to find a more meaningful way to live his life.' Image of Michael La Vache looking like a prick in a turtle neck and thin-rimmed glasses, with the caption: 'He is now President of Global Affairs for the digital currency software firm, CryptoFascist. Based at their head office in Dildo, Sillycunt Valley.'
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Some things never change...
Fancy supplement type profile of Michael La Vache MP, complete with cringeworthy photos in 'fashionable' clothes and the headline 'Bad Boys Don't Cry: Is Michael La Vache the future of free speech and conservative politics?' Because, you know, life is cyclical. And the shite continues to float to the top. Extract of the Michael La Vache profile in which he talks a lot about having learnt from his experiences while also believing there's nothing to be gleaned from them. A full page image of Michael looking like a right cunt. With the quote: 'I think people are scared to hear the truth. Well, I'm sorry but knock, knock: it's the truth calling... or knocking.' Ugh. Another extract of text in which Michael vows to start putting himself and his needs first. Because of course he does. Complete with an image of him in a chunky knit sweater pulled up over his hands and mouth. If they're going for adorable, it just comes off as rigor mortis chic.
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Lovely evening attending the BBC's Contains Strong Language festival in Bradford. Highlights were seeing Mark Gatiss, Jeremy Dyson and Neil Hannon on stage, being delightful. Lots of brilliant, inspirational people together.
Image of the Loose Ends stage at the St George's Hall theatre in Bradford, as part of the Contains Strong Language festival. Lots of seats and microphones and the yellow festival branding. No famous people though...
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Check it out, batches! 😘
Freshly baked bread: one white loaf, one seeded. Both, perfection.
September 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Poster for the Mel Brooks film, Life Stinks
September 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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time to wake up, maybe?
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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#MondayMorningMindfulness
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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went second hand car shopping at the weekend
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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getting a grip on car safety
September 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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when the voice of reason is a man, actually
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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it's not easy being blue
August 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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makes you think...
August 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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finally, someone saying it like it is the
August 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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that time my local held a women-themed quiz night
August 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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belt up, buckle down, be safe.
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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ordered another big shop...
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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#MLVCU
Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Conservatives: World War Spunk Part 1 & 2', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: Just announced in Dis Tweet: Conservatives: World War Spunk, Part 1 & 2. Michael La Vache leads the Tories in a pact with Labour to take down the one threat to political discourse in the UK: Joe Lycett, apparently.' Tweet, announcing the full slate of upcoming Michael La Vache series (see previous tweets) in the style of Marvel's film phase timelines. The Tweet reads: 'That, in a nutshell, is Phase Four of the #MLVCU' One final Marvel style logo, showcasing the overarching name of this run of Michael La Vache series. The Tweet reads: And we're calling this chapter: The Dicky Dicky Dick-Dick Debacle'
August 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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#MLVCU
Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'The Michaels', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in Outhouse Q: The Michaels. Michaels La Vache, Gove and Howard join forces to polish off the remaining biscuits at the Conservative Party Conference. When they're mistaken for waiters, they end up doing an actual day's hard work for once in their lives.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Michael La Vache in the Think Tank of Twattery', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in A Layby: Michael La Vache in the Think Tank of Twattery. Michael comes face to face with the MLV from Earth 8008135, who believes in the welfare state and human rights. So, he must enlist the dark arts of think tanks and the twats who run them.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Inhuman: A Crisis of Public Relations', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in A Hurry: Inhuman: A Crisis of Public Relations. When the automatic door automatically opens, Michael is caught wanking in a train toilet.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Thundercunts', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in Disbelief: Thundercunts. Michael forms a supergroup of the worse people, including Lawrence Fox, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Darren Grimes and (name redacted for safety). Together they must destroy a radioactive Dan Wootton who is charging through a branch of Schuh.'
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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And, when it was all done, it allowed me to play with the idea that it had always been the plan. #MLVCU
A tweet with a ComicCon style image of Bob Mooney Jr presenting to a room full of people. On the screen behind him, a logo reading 'Mooney Jr. Studios' in a style that is not infringing on the copyright of any known comics publisher turned movie studio. The tweet reads: 'When I said that was the end of Michael La Vache, what I meant was: That was the conclusion of Phase Three, and the end of the story we're calling THE CHUFF-COCK CONUNDRUM. So, let's talking about the next phase of the #MLVCU.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Michael V. Nadine: Dawn of Idiocy', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in Hall F: Micahel v Nadine: Dawn of Idiocy. When Michael turns back to book writing, he completes a series about randy RAF pilots in the 1940s. This draws the ire of Nadine Dorries, who believes she is the one true writerer.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'Michael La Vache: Nazi King', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in Shed 7: Michael La Vache: Nazi King. As the government lurch further right, Michael ingratiates himself with some revolutionaries who turn out to be proper Nazis. When he accidentally chokes their leader with a Kinder Bueno, he must assume the mantle.' Tweet, announcing a new web series entitled 'MLV69', in the style of Marvel's film logo announcements. The Tweet reads: 'Just announced in Co-Op 8 Til Late: MLV69. When a time travelling protester tries to stop MLV being born, Michael travels further back to make sure his parents consummate their marriage. When Michael ends up falling for his own mother, things get weird.'
August 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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🌟 yet more top tips on making a name for yourself 🌟
August 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM