Rob Horsley
@robhorsley.bsky.social
"To the bin my friend, tonight we vacate earth".
Cycler, runner, cooker and generally trying. Fairly sustainable. Bengals, LFC and "good music".
Cycler, runner, cooker and generally trying. Fairly sustainable. Bengals, LFC and "good music".
So santa will be arriving overnight in his small (flying) boat in order to break into every house in the country. Not seeing much protest from the St George's cross brigade in the UK. Presumably they're leaving it to ICE to detain him when he gets to America? #santa #christmas
house.int
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So santa will be arriving overnight in his small (flying) boat in order to break into every house in the country. Not seeing much protest from the St George's cross brigade in the UK. Presumably they're leaving it to ICE to detain him when he gets to America? #santa #christmas
A mid-ride haiku inspired by German auto industry enthusiasts....
"Arseholes in Audis
Driving too close to my bike
Fuck off and die twat"
"Arseholes in Audis
Driving too close to my bike
Fuck off and die twat"
April 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A mid-ride haiku inspired by German auto industry enthusiasts....
"Arseholes in Audis
Driving too close to my bike
Fuck off and die twat"
"Arseholes in Audis
Driving too close to my bike
Fuck off and die twat"
A bad week for Liverpool. A great week for sportswashing by despotic states #carabaocup #eflcup #livnew #sportswashing
March 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A bad week for Liverpool. A great week for sportswashing by despotic states #carabaocup #eflcup #livnew #sportswashing
America summed up right now. An infantile potus having a tantrum over how he gets cola into his mouth (presumably unable to use a can or glass like an adult). True 'straw-man' Donald 'Jaffa' Trump sucks whilst the world burns! #potus #plastics #straw #usa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump signs order shifting US back towards plastic straws
The president has long been a critic of paper straws, which he says don't work and dissolve too easily.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
America summed up right now. An infantile potus having a tantrum over how he gets cola into his mouth (presumably unable to use a can or glass like an adult). True 'straw-man' Donald 'Jaffa' Trump sucks whilst the world burns! #potus #plastics #straw #usa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Dear @netflix.com, saying you "occasionally ask our members to pay a little more" isn't the same as asking for more money every month. Oh, and if you were going to improve netflix, stop making dross like 'Carry-on'.
February 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Dear @netflix.com, saying you "occasionally ask our members to pay a little more" isn't the same as asking for more money every month. Oh, and if you were going to improve netflix, stop making dross like 'Carry-on'.
So long America, it was nice knowing you... #inauguration #trump
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So long America, it was nice knowing you... #inauguration #trump
Sunrise in Sheffield #sunrise #sheffield
January 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Sunrise in Sheffield #sunrise #sheffield
